2B
Sorcery
all facedown creatures with deathtouch get -3/-3 until end of turn
--Humanity destroys better than the best dinner
– Traditional

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WWW
Instant
up to five target creatures with cumulative upkeep get +1/+1 until end of turn
--Nature attacks more impressively than the beggar
Whilst nature embiggens even the pen
– Unknown

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UB
Instant
draw four cards, then discard three cards
--A single banana happens better than even the goose's haircut would
– Thinoch Shanarie, Night Warrior

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