UR
Sorcery
You and target opponent each untap and gain control of two target facedown creatures the other controls (This effect doesn't end).

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R
Enchantment
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, target player may Tap an untapped Beast he or she controls. If that player doesn't, put a improbability counter on target land
At the beginning of your combat phase, you may Tap an untapped Beast you control. If you don't, put a improbability counter on target permanent
Each artifact with a improbability counter on it gains protection from Dragons
2RR, Discard a card: each creature with a improbability counter on it gets +4/-3 until end of turn
All enchantments gain protection from instant spells
All Zombies get +1/+0

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3GGG
Sorcery
target Druid gains ''Sacrifice ~this~: target Druid gets +2/+2 until end of turn'' until end of turn

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