2RR
Creature - Human Warrior (2/1)
Tap an untapped enchantment you control: put a improbability counter on target artifact
Each permanent with a improbability counter on it gains ''Whenever a creature is dealt damage, you may Discard a land card. If you do, each opponent gets 2 poison counters and that player may search his or her library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into his or her hand. If that player does, that player shuffles that library afterwards.''

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WWWW
Creature - Human Cleric (3/1)
Whenever a white creature is returned to its owner's hand, you may pay X, where X is the number of poison counters you have. If you do, ~this~ can block any number of creatures until end of turn

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1UUU
Sorcery
attach target Aura to target creature with both power and toughness 1 or more. (Control of that Aura doesn't change.)
--Her pear forces even one shoe and enlarges even the wisest birthday
– Foucault of Okbra

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