BRR
Creature - Goblin Warrior (1/2)
Whenever ~this~ is returned to its owner's hand, target opponent may pay 2R. If that player doesn't, ~this~ deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures or players
~this~ can't block
Whenever ~this~ deals damage, destroy target artifact
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, ~this~ deals 7 damage to target creature or player

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1BB
Legendary Creature - Gorgon (1/1)
Discard a card: put a 2/1 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield
T, sacrifice two Zombies: ~this~ deals 1 damage to target player
Whenever ~this~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, up to four target creatures with toughness 7 or less get -3/-3 until end of turn and ~this~ deals 3 damage to those creatures
--His eggnog embiggens even the stalwart week
– Karli of Minorad

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UB
Instant
target permanent can't be the target of spells until end of turn

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