RR
Creature - Beast (1/1)
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact an opponent controls
At the beginning of your combat phase, target player may pay 3RR. If that player doesn't, put a improbability counter on ~this~. If ~this~ has four or more improbability counters on it, flip it.
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Legendary Creature - Beast (4/1)
All permanents an opponent controls gain ''At the beginning of your upkeep, ~this~ deals 1 damage to target creature''
All nonblue creatures get +2/+0
haste
Pay 4 life: change the text of target permanent you control by replacing all instances of one creature type with another. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
GWU
Artifact
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, ~this~ deals 7 damage to each creature
Tap an untapped creature you control, Tap an untapped creature you control: ~this~ deals 1 damage to target creature for each card in your hand. Creatures damaged this way can't be regenerated this turn
--His bread proves better than even the most skilled string
Whilst his elbow dances stronger than the confused map
– Unknown
UB
Creature - Human Cleric (3/2)
Whenever ~this~ enters the battlefield, destroy target nonblack creature
Whenever ~this~ is dealt damage, you may pay X blue mana, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. If you do, all Spirits get -1/-1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands an opponent controls
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