Arleigh Josephine Patience Brooklyn Evans was what you could rightfully call wonderfully marvellous . No man (nor woman) could resist her stunning cascade of shiny bluish tresses that had a silver-white tint to it , her flawless orbs the color of emeralds with silver rims around them , and straight teeth . She also happened to be Beauxbatons 's star student , a natural Legilimens and five times winner of Witch Weekly 's beauty contest , and she also could melt stone hearts with her gaze , knew how to do wandless magic , shared the powers of the Basilisk , could speak Troll fluently , knew how to wield the power of love , could cast a Patronus in her sleep , had invented self-stirring cauldrons , could travel through time , had a beautiful singing voice and could melt stone hearts with her gaze .
When she had been a baby her parents were sent to Azkaban , so that henceforth she was held prisoner by ritualistic murderers . Although she had been told of her worthlessness all the time , secretly , she honed her mystic skills . Then, at age sixteen she was finally rescued by her senile grandparents .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really an Egyptian princess , the goddess of Merciful Slaughter , betrothed at birth to Dolores Umbridge as well as the Antichrist . However, because she was on the run from the IRS , she teleported from an island in the middle of nowhere, because she was LOST , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Neville , McGonagall , and Norbert all at the same time.
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