Calliope Dakota Beatrice Faith Fudge - Evans was what you could rightfully call insanely gorgeous . No man (nor woman) could resist her beautiful cascade of shiny bluish tresses that reflected the light of the camera flashes , her amber orbs the color of the deep blue sea with purple flecks , and stunning welltoned figure . She also happened to be the heir of Gryffindor and Slytherin , a Metamorphmagus and a natural Legilimens , and she also had telepathic powers , had taught herself to block the Cruciatus and shared the powers of the Basilisk .
When she had been eight she found herself chained to a steamship with course on America , so that henceforth she was held prisoner by a mutant flesh-eating slug . Although she had been neglected regularly , secretly , she swore revenge . Then, at age thirteen she was finally rescued by Dolores Umbridge .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really fated to marry an evil demon lord as well as a Death Eater spy . However, because she was on the run from Brittney Spears , she teleported from the battle at Hastings , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by FedEx . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Hermione , Dumbledore , and Voldemort all at the same time.

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