Heaven-Leigh Ivy Brooklyn Patience Ivy Gwendolyne Malfoy Malfoy was what you could rightfully call insanely flawless . No man (nor woman) could resist her marvellous cascade of straight locks the color of the sun that had a reddish-black tint to it , her emerald pools the color of burning coals with sapphire flecks , and elfin face . She also happened to be five times winner of Playwizard 's beauty contest , a natural Legilimens and a Metamorphmagus , and she also could speak Swedish fluently , knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it , could cast a Patronus in her sleep , had telepathic powers , had telekinetic powers , had studied Martial Arts extensively , knew how to do wandless magic , had invented self-stirring cauldrons , had invented self-stirring cauldrons , was well-known in Hollywood , was well-known in Hollywood , had invented self-stirring cauldrons , could turn into a Norwegian Ridgeback , was well-known in Hollywood and knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it .
When she had been seven she was brutally kidnapped by an evil midwife , so that henceforth she was raised in the Forbidden Forest . Although she had been starved and beaten all the time , secretly , she taught herself how to survive . Then, at age eleven she was finally rescued by Dolores Umbridge .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really fated to marry a mutant flesh-eating slug as well as betrothed at birth to the goddess of Merciful Slaughter . However, because she was on the run from Brittney Spears , she teleported from just before the first world war , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by UPS . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Draco , Filch , and the Gringotts Goblins all at the same time.

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