July Heaven-Leigh Alessandra Cindy Weasley Skeeter was what you could rightfully call absolutely gorgeous . No man (nor woman) could resist her marvellous mane of curly bluish-black tresses that framed her elfin face , her mysterious pools the color of truth , sparkling with sorrow , and beautiful slender form . She also happened to be a much sought-after Curse-Breaker , five times winner of the Quibbler 's beauty contest and a Quidditch star , and she also could cast a Patronus in her sleep , could levitate at will , was immune to the Killing Curse and knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it .
When she had been a baby she suffered a severe case of amnesia , so that henceforth she was raised in Manchester . Although she had been starved and beaten all the time , secretly , she kept herself happy by singing and acting . Then, at age eleven she was finally rescued by a friendly neighbour .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really the daughter of the bad-tempered potions master , slowly going insane as well as the only savior of Britain . However, because she was on the run from George Bush , she teleported from Ancient Egypt , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Ron , Snape , and Your Mum all at the same time.
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