Chelsea April Cleopatra Moonshine Lupin Snape was what you could rightfully call wonderfully flawless . No man (nor woman) could resist her marvellous cascade of shiny golden hair that had a bluish tint to it , her mysterious orbs the color of sapphires , sparkling with knowledge , and perfect welltoned figure . She also happened to be a true Seer , a Quidditch star , a natural healer , a natural Legilimens and the heir of Hufflepuff , and she also was heir to the powers of Merlin , had invented self-stirring cauldrons , had telepathic powers , was heir to the powers of Merlin , knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it and could travel through time .
When she had been nine her parents committed suicide , so that henceforth she was raised by wild centaurs . Although she had been abused all the time , secretly , she escaped into the spiritual plane where she was taught everything she needed to know to survive . Then, at age eleven she was finally rescued by werewolves .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really possessed by an evil spirit as well as a half-vampire . However, because she was on the run from Osama Bin Laden , she teleported from Victorian-era London , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by FedEx . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Hermione , the Sorting Hat , and The Giant Squid all at the same time.

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