Diana January Ivy Charity Delacour Skeeter was what you could rightfully call undescribably perfect . No man (nor woman) could resist her perfect cascade of shiny hair the color of freedom that fell to the small of her back , her stunning pools the color of the deep blue sea with golden-green rims around them , and flawless teeth . She also happened to be the heir of Gryffindor , a much sought-after Curse-Breaker and a member of the Order of the Phoenix , and she also was immune to the Killing Curse , had telekinetic powers , had studied Martial Arts extensively and had taught herself to block the Cruciatus .
When she had been nine she had to watch her parents get murdered by vampires , so that henceforth she had to spend her life in Azkaban . Although she had been abused regularly , secretly , she kept herself happy by singing and acting . Then, at age thirteen she was finally rescued by her guilt-ridden parents .
But at the same time she was seriously flawed because she was really a mutant flesh-eating slug in disguise as well as the secret love child of the god of Beauty and Sailor Jupiter . However, because she was on the run from Kim Jong-il , she teleported from outer space , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Harry , Dumbledore , and the Gringotts Goblins all at the same time.
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