Beatrice Summer Diana Arsene Jacqueline Dumbledore - Umbridge was what you could rightfully call amazingly beautiful . No man (nor woman) could resist her beautiful mane of wavy hair the color of moonlight that reflected the light of the candles , her mysterious pools the color of moonshine so full of mystery , and heart-shaped face . She also happened to be a Metamorphmagus , an Animagus and a renowned dragon tamer , and she also knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it , had a beautiful singing voice , could become invisible at will , had telepathic powers and could levitate at will .
When she had been five her parents were sent away on a spaceship , so that henceforth she was held prisoner by ritualistic murderers . Although she had been mistreated regularly , secretly , she taught herself how to survive . Then, at age sixteen she was finally rescued by an evil demon lord .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really a squib , the Antichrist , the long-lost cousin twice removed of Aragorn as well as betrothed at birth to Buffy the Vampire Slayer . However, because she was on the run from Osama Bin Laden , she teleported from just before the first world war , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Ginny , your sister , and Tom from the Leaky Cauldron all at the same time.

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