Josephine Kaitlyne Gwendolyne Isolde Amethyst Aphrodite Malfoy Longbottom was what you could rightfully call amazingly gorgeous . No man (nor woman) could resist her perfect cascade of straight locks the color of the sun that had a silver-white tint to it , her mysterious pools the color of burning coals , sparkling with mystery , and dazzling teeth . She also happened to be a half-Veela , a Parselmouth , a Duelling champion , a Triwizard champion and the heir of Slytherin , and she also was heir to the powers of Merlin , had telekinetic powers , had taught herself to block the Cruciatus , knew how to do wandless magic , could melt stone hearts with her gaze , knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it and had a photographic memory .
When she had been six her parents were eaten by a rodent of unusual size , so that henceforth she was held prisoner by Death Eaters . Although she had been told of her worthlessness regularly , secretly , she knew she was stronger . Then, at age twelve she was finally rescued by an evil demon lord .
But at the same time she was seriously flawed because she was really the virginal priestess of an evil demon lord as well as a mutant flesh-eating slug in disguise . However, because she was on the run from Your Mum , she teleported from just before the first world war , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Harry , Umbridge , and Dobby all at the same time.
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