Summer Gwendolyne Beatrice Virgin Snape - Umbridge was what you could rightfully call amazingly stunning . No man (nor woman) could resist her flawless mane of straight locks the color of fire that reflected the light of the moon , her turquoise pools the color of burning coals so full of tragedy , and dazzling teeth . She also happened to be Head Girl at Salem Witches Institute , a natural healer , a much sought-after Curse-Breaker , Head Girl at Hogwarts , a much sought-after Curse-Breaker and a natural healer , and she also was heir to the powers of Merlin , could levitate at will , knew how to do wandless magic , had a photographic memory and was well-known in Hollywood .
When she had been three she accidentally murdered her parents , so that henceforth she was held prisoner in Manchester . Although she had been beaten regularly , secretly , she swore revenge . Then, at age sixteen she was finally rescued by Sybill Trelawney .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really the virginal priestess of the King as well as the only savior of America . However, because she was on the run from Kim Jong-il , she teleported from just before the first world war , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Draco , the Sorting Hat , and Your Mum all at the same time.

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