Ambrosia Charisma Jayden Virgin Crystal Granger Fudge - Dumbledore was what you could rightfully call undescribably flawless . No man (nor woman) could resist her marvellous cascade of straight tresses the color of destiny that had a silver-white tint to it , her purple orbs the color of moonshine , sparkling with purpose , and cute little nose . She also happened to be a natural healer , the heir of Ravenclaw , a much sought-after Curse-Breaker and a Parselmouth , and she also had invented self-stirring cauldrons , had a photographic memory , shared the powers of the Basilisk , could travel through time , could travel through time , had been trained to be an Auror since birth , could cast a Patronus in her sleep , could travel through time , knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it and could melt stone hearts with her gaze .
When she had been nine she was the sole survivor of a mass massacre , so that henceforth she was raised in the wilderness . Although she had been told of her worthlessness all the time , secretly , she escaped into the spiritual plane where she was taught everything she needed to know to survive . Then, at age sixteen she was finally rescued by her guilt-ridden parents .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really a Death Eater spy as well as persecuted by a mutant flesh-eating slug . However, because she was on the run from George Bush , she teleported from outer space , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by FedEx . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Harry , Umbridge , and Tom from the Leaky Cauldron all at the same time.
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