Dakota Morgana Arianna Laureen Beatrice McKenzie Drusilla Riddle - Longbottom was what you could rightfully call wonderfully perfect . No man (nor woman) could resist her perfect mane of straight tresses the color of fall that had a golden tint to it , her violet pools the color of burning coals framed by long dark lashes , and delicate face . She also happened to be the heir of Gryffindor , the heir of Gryffindor and a Triwizard champion , and she also could travel through time , had telekinetic powers and knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it .
When she had been a baby her parents went on a second honeymoon never to come back , so that henceforth she had to grow up in the wilderness . Although she had been mistreated regularly , secretly , she developed her considerable powers . Then, at age sixteen she was finally rescued by her guilt-ridden parents .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really carrying the child of a mutant flesh-eating slug as well as the daughter of the bad-tempered potions master . However, because she was on the run from Brittney Spears , she teleported from Victorian-era London , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by FedEx . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Ron , Filch , and the Gringotts Goblins all at the same time.
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