Moonshine Kylie Ophelia Josephine Celebrity Loreley Valentina Jayden Zabini Skeeter was what you could rightfully call amazingly gorgeous . No man (nor woman) could resist her stunning cascade of beautiful locks the color of spring that cascaded to the small of her back , her mysterious orbs the color of emeralds with sapphire flecks , and dazzling teeth . She also happened to be a Parselmouth , an Animagus , five times winner of Quidditch Illustrated 's beauty contest , an Animagus , a member of the Order of the Phoenix , a Triwizard champion , a Duelling champion , Cackles Academy 's star student and a Quidditch star , and she also could levitate at will , had been trained to be an Auror since birth and knew how to do wandless magic .
When she had been three her parents were sent to Azkaban , so that henceforth she had to spend her life in Manchester . Although she had been neglected all the time , secretly , she escaped into the spiritual plane where she was taught everything she needed to know to survive . Then, at age thirteen she was finally rescued by a friendly neighbour .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really the daughter of the bad-tempered potions master as well as the virginal priestess of Buffy the Vampire Slayer . However, because she was on the run from George Bush , she teleported from the French revolution , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Ron , Umbridge , and The Giant Squid all at the same time.
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