Ophelia Arianna Serenity Amaryllis Celebrity Evelynn Granger - Lovegood was what you could rightfully call wonderfully perfect . No man (nor woman) could resist her flawless cascade of long golden tresses that flowed gracefully along her flawless figure , her stunning pools the color of moonshine so full of innocence , and straight teeth . She also happened to be a Duelling champion , an Animagus , the heir of Gryffindor and Slytherin , a Quidditch star , a Metamorphmagus , a Duelling champion , a half-Veela , a half-Veela and a half-Veela , and she also had invented self-stirring cauldrons , had invented self-stirring cauldrons , had taught herself to block the Cruciatus , could speak Gobbledegook fluently and could melt stone hearts with her gaze .
When she had been a baby she was sold into slavery , so that henceforth she had to grow up in the Bronx . Although she had been beaten all the time , secretly , she honed her mystic skills . Then, at age thirteen she was finally rescued by Dolores Umbridge .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really the Doctor in disguise as well as the virginal priestess of a mutant flesh-eating slug . However, because she was on the run from Saddam Hussein , she teleported from an island in the middle of nowhere, because she was LOST , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Fred , Fudge , and The Giant Squid all at the same time.

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