April Drusilla Arleigh Gabriella Aurora Katheryn Melody Susannah Mercedes Black - Snape was what you could rightfully call otherwordly perfect . No man (nor woman) could resist her stunning cascade of curly tresses the color of winter that fell onto her stylishly tatooed shoulders , her gorgeous orbs the color of truth , sparkling with tragedy , and mysterious smile . She also happened to be a half-Veela , a Triwizard champion , Head Girl at Cackles Academy and five times winner of the Quibbler 's beauty contest , and she also could speak Chinese fluently , had telepathic powers and shared the powers of the Basilisk .
When she had been seven she was brutally kidnapped by zombies , so that henceforth she had to grow up with Rubeus Hagrid . Although she had been beaten all the time , secretly , she honed her mystic skills . Then, at age sixteen she was finally rescued by the childcare services .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really the future ruler of the merchandising industry as well as fated to marry an evil demon lord . However, because she was on the run from Saddam Hussein , she teleported from just before the first world war , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by jumping out of the cake at the Christmas party . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Harry , the Sorting Hat , and The Giant Squid all at the same time.

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