Ambrosia Evelynn Isabella Isabella Europa Harmony Evans Umbridge - Lockhart was what you could rightfully call otherwordly flawless . No man (nor woman) could resist her gorgeous mane of shiny locks the color of destiny that reflected the light of the sun , her perfect orbs the color of moonshine with golden rims around them , and cute little nose . She also happened to be an Animagus , a member of the Order of the Phoenix , Durmstrang 's star student , a true Seer , five times winner of Quidditch Illustrated 's beauty contest , a true Seer , a member of the Order of the Phoenix , Cackles Academy 's star student and an Animagus , and she also could levitate at will , could turn into a Norwegian Ridgeback , had telepathic powers and was immune to the Killing Curse .
When she had been three she had to watch her parents get tortured by aliens , so that henceforth she was raised by an evil demon lord . Although she had been beaten regularly , secretly , she kept her cheerful outlook on life . Then, at age thirteen she was finally rescued by the childcare services .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really persecuted by her birth parents as well as slowly going insane . However, because she was on the run from Saddam Hussein , she teleported from an island in the middle of nowhere, because she was LOST , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Ron , McGonagall , and Voldemort all at the same time.
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