Morgana Scarlet Hope Mercedes February Kylie Evelynn Umbridge - Potter was what you could rightfully call insanely stunning . No man (nor woman) could resist her stunning cascade of shiny locks the color of water that cascaded onto her well-tanned shoulders , her mysterious pools the color of violets , sparkling with innocence , and elfin face . She also happened to be Hogwarts 's star student , a true Seer , a true Seer and a natural healer , and she also knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it , had taught herself to block the Cruciatus , had invented self-stirring cauldrons and had invented self-stirring cauldrons .
When she had been three her parents were sent away on a spaceship , so that henceforth she had to spend her life in the Forbidden Forest . Although she had been starved regularly , secretly , she escaped into the spiritual plane where she was taught everything she needed to know to survive . Then, at age twelve she was finally rescued by the goddess of Truth .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really the Dark Lord's daughter as well as a time-traveller from the French revolution . However, because she was on the run from Osama Bin Laden , she teleported from just before the first world war , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by numerous fanfic self-inserts . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging Hermione , Fudge , and Dobby all at the same time.

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