Hope January Valentina June Granger was what you could rightfully call wonderfully flawless . No man (nor woman) could resist her beautiful cascade of wavy hair the color of winter that reflected the light of the sun , her violet orbs the color of truth so full of tears , and gorgeous slender figure . She also happened to be a member of the Order of the Phoenix , five times winner of Witch Weekly 's beauty contest , the heir of Ravenclaw and a member of the Order of the Phoenix , and she also had a beautiful singing voice , had invented self-stirring cauldrons , knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it , had telepathic powers and had a beautiful singing voice .
When she had been a baby she was the sole survivor of a mass massacre , so that henceforth she was held prisoner by zombies . Although she had been beaten regularly , secretly , she kept her cheerful outlook on life . Then, at age thirteen she was finally rescued by Lucius Malfoy .
But she also had a terrible secret: she was really blessed by the god of War , beloved by Mr. Spock as well as a squib . However, because she was on the run from Osama Bin Laden , she teleported from the battle at Hastings , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by confunding Snape while his back was turned . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging George , the Sorting Hat , and Tom from the Leaky Cauldron all at the same time.
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