Jayden Josephine Galadriel Gabriella America Faith Drusilla Snape Umbridge was what you could rightfully call undescribably marvellous . No man (nor woman) could resist her marvellous cascade of straight hair the color of destiny that had a golden tint to it , her amber orbs the color of violets , sparkling with sorrow , and marvellous athletic yet curvy build . She also happened to be a natural Legilimens , a Quidditch star , five times winner of the Quibbler 's beauty contest and a Triwizard champion , and she also could speak Chinese fluently , had taught herself to block the Cruciatus , knew everything about life, the universe and the rest of it and had telepathic powers .
When she had been eight her parents committed suicide , so that henceforth she was held prisoner in the wilderness . Although she had been starved and beaten all the time , secretly , she escaped into the spiritual plane where she was taught everything she needed to know to survive . Then, at age twelve she was finally rescued by the childcare services .
But unbeknownst to herself, she was really no more than an idealized caricature as well as betrothed at birth to Draco Malfoy . However, because she was on the run from Janice Dickinson , she teleported from the French revolution , and stealthily entered Hogwarts by the plumbing . Her last year of school ended when she was caught snogging George , your brother , and Voldemort all at the same time.
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