Round 5 - Judge DouglasReay


Submissions by 2200 on Friday please.

Why is stoicism like silly putty ?

...because both can be used as a replacement for a box of chocolates . -- Bobacus
...because both have been caught drinking cappuccino in Government with AlexChurchill . -- MikeJeggo
...because both can be used to lift and separate . -- AlexChurchill
...because both are required for intergalactic travel . -- qqzm
...because neither are required for a healthy heart . -- PeterTaylor
...because both have been caught drinking cappuccino in Girton with Madonna . -- Steve
...because both explain a shotgun in my head . -- Rachael
...because both can be used to take over the world . -- K
All good entries, but Rachael takes it.

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