Round 2 - Judge Bobacus

...because neither are as spelt correctly by Americans as qqzm thinks they should be . -- MikeJeggo
...because both have been mistaken for a ball by Margaret Thatcher . -- DouglasReay
...because neither can be used as a replacement for Terry Pratchett . -- qqzm
...because both are often talked about in the Isle of Man . -- Steve