Round 1 - Judge Requiem

...because both have been caught drinking cappuccino in Anglia Polytechnic University with someone from Grantchester . -- Rachael
...because both have been mistaken for a Super Size meal by Oriental women . -- Vitenka
...because neither are as fishy as the rich and powerful is . -- DouglasReay
...because both can be used to circumnavigate the globe . -- ChrisHowlett