Round 2 - Judge Rachael

...because both have been mistaken for a elephant by Tom Cruise . -- PeterTaylor
...because neither appear in The Wind in the Willows . -- MoonShadow
...because neither are bizarre . -- Vitenka
...because both have been caught drinking cappuccino in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-Llantysiliogogogoch with Tom Cruise . -- K