Submissions by 2200 on Friday please.
Why is a college porter like silly putty ?
...because neither are lonely . -- Edith
...because both are as spelt correctly by Americans as one would expect . -- Bobacus
...because both have been caught drinking cappuccino in Egypt with someone from Trinity College . -- ChrisHowlett
...because neither are required for intergalactic travel . -- K
...because both have been mistaken for tomato puree by someone from my room . -- Whistway
...because neither are often talked about in Central London . -- Requiem
...because both are required for intergalactic travel . -- Steve
All good entries, but MoonShadow takes it.
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