Round 1 - Judge Requiem


Submissions by 2200 on Saturday please.

Why is Mars like Windsor Castle ?

...because both mention a ball to wellies . -- Vitenka
...because neither are as lonely as K thinks they should be . -- Edith
...because both are as fishy as MikeJeggo thinks they should be . -- K
All good entries, but Vitenka takes it.

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