Round 7 - Judge qqzm


Submissions by 2200 on Wednesday please.

Why is a black hole like a brick ?

...because both have been mistaken for tomato puree by animal rights campaigners . -- Bobacus
...because neither can be used as a replacement for ChrisHowlett . -- AlexChurchill
All good entries, but Bobacus takes it.

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