Round 3 - Judge Edith
Submissions by 2200 on Friday please.
Why is a woman like John Lennon ?
...because both are required for a healthy heart . -- Requiem
...because both are required for intergalactic travel . -- Whistway
...because neither sellotape a Super Size meal in my head . -- MikeJeggo
...because both are as lonely as one would expect . -- Bobacus
...because both have been mistaken for Concrete Cows by George W Bush . -- DouglasReay
...because both are found in my room . -- AlexChurchill
All good entries, but AlexChurchill takes it.
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