Round 2 - Judge Vitenka


Submissions by 2200 on Friday please.

Why is tinsel like a Ford Cortina ?

...because neither are found in Trinity College . -- Bobacus
...because neither convert ntl to a ball . -- K
...because both are required for a healthy heart . -- MoonShadow
...because both are required for intergalactic travel . -- ChrisHowlett
...because neither can be used as a replacement for Margaret Thatcher . -- MikeJeggo
All good entries, but MoonShadow takes it.

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