I was on the way to the exam when suddenly I was savaged by a hamster , but I was saved by the intervention of a cat , and then I was assaulted by a grape , but I was saved by the intervention of a haddock , and then I was beaten up by a chicken , but I was saved by the intervention of a dog , so I was late and despite my days of solid revision, failed.

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