AllsFairInLoveAndWar/Quotes

Disclaimer: Some knowledge of Exalted background may be useful. It will probably be especially useful to know that Exalted/Sidereal "suffer" from Arcane Fate, which makes them exceptionally hard for mortals to remember having met.

Chris [to JoeCrawford?, who successfully gatecrashed my campaign]: "You're making us an ellipse!"

Stuart [explaining why no-one was searching for a PC]: "Well, if you were sailing in an escorted convoy of ships, and someone told you that five Sidereal Exalted had flown alongside you on a glider, fired a rope into the top of your mast from a longbow, had someone jump across using the rope as a guide and infiltrated your ship, would you believe them?"

Jon: "How safe does it look?"
-Stuart: "Roll 'not wanting to die'"

Stuart [misheard by Chris]: "Aurilis, the God of sudden Blacksmiths."