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The page you were looking for was abducted by aliens on black helicopters.

Well, actually, no, it wasn't. Aliens don't exist. Nor do black helicopters. And even if they did, they certainly wouldn't be after you. Webpages. I mean after webpages. What? Oh, to use as a lure so they can abduct you. Except they don't want to abduct you, because they don't exist.

Hey, calm down. No need to get upset. Look, there's no such thing. No, I didn't. I didn't say anything. You imagined it. You're hallucinating, mate. Look, for heaven's sake, be quiet, or they'll take us both!

*ahem*.

Safe? I don't know about that. I guess you could look around the site index for somewhere safe. Or maybe try the wiki. There's plenty of kooks, um, nice people who can tell you about the black helicopters. MoonShadow might know something.

Look, I think I've got to go now. No, I really have to go now. No, I don't think that's a propeller noise in the distance. No, it's not getting louder.

Byeee!