2WWW
Creature - Human Cleric (2/1)
Whenever a creature becomes blocked by one or more creatures, ~this~ deals 1 damage to each attacking or blocking Cleric
Whenever a Soldier is returned to its owner's hand, target Cleric gets +1/+2 until end of turn
As long as ~this~ is attacking, All Clerics get +1/+1

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4RR
Creature - Goblin Shaman (1/1)
When ~this~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a improbability counter on target permanent
4, Pay 4 life: put a improbability counter on target creature
Sacrifice a land: target artifact with a improbability counter on it gains ''Sacrifice a tapped land: put a 3/3 red Goblin creature token onto the battlefield'' and ''RR, sacrifice any number of Goblins: destroy up to that many target artifacts'' and ''Sacrifice a Goblin, sacrifice a Goblin: all Shamans get +4/-4 until end of turn'' until end of turn

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B
Sorcery
Flashback 2B
Affinity for permanents
gain control of target tapped Island until end of turn

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