U
Artifact
Discard a sorcery card: put a leak counter on target artifact
1GG: each permanent with a leak counter on it gains ''All equipped creatures gain flying'' until end of turn
Whenever a Golem enters the battlefield, ~this~ gains protection from sorcery spells until end of turn
--Just one joke enlarges the flag
Whilst a single pickle may catch even the best furniture
– Unknown

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GGU
Creature - Spirit (2/2)
WWWWWW, Sacrifice ~this~: any number of target untapped enchantments gain ''At the beginning of your end step, you may pay 3. If you don't, regenerate target Soldier'' until end of turn

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2B
Creature - Rat (1/3)
When ~this~ enters the battlefield, up to X target multicoloured creatures get -1/-4 until end of turn, where X is the number of white creatures on the battlefield

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