4W
Artifact - Equipment
Equip (U/B)(U/B)(U/B)
Equipped creature becomes a Golem
2BB, Discard a card: attach target Equipment to target creature with power X or more, where X is the number of basic land types among lands an opponent controls. (Control of that Equipment doesn't change.)

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2
Creature - Vampire (2/1)
Flying
Whenever you discard a card, destroy target Soldier
When ~this~ leaves the battlefield, you lose 1 life for each permanent you control on the battlefield and destroy target creature
--His cemetery commands faster than the greatest bean
– Unknown (uncomfirmed)

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1RR
Instant
destroy target artifact you control

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