Sorcery (white)
Choose one: target player gains 2 life; or ~this~ deals 6 damage to target attacking or blocking creature
--The beautiful able may envy a soda made of solid
Albeit her fruit dances more daintily than even the fastest banana
– Troakoach, Traitor of the Royal Forest


Converted mana cost: 2


Creature - Bird Scout (2/3, blue)
Flying
All untapped artifact creatures gain ''4: put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~'' and ''U, remove any number of +1/+1 counters from ~this~: untap up to that many target permanents''
flying

Converted mana cost: 1


Creature - Giant Shaman (1/2, red)
Whenever ~this~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a improbability counter on target permanent
T: put a improbability counter on target land
4R: ~this~ deals 3 damage to target creature with a improbability counter on it. When a creature damaged this way is put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn, return it to the battlefield under your control
Each enchantment with a improbability counter on it gains ''2RRRRR, Sacrifice ~this~: up to six target creatures with total power and toughness 5 or less can't block (This effect doesn't end)''
All permanents gain ''Pay 3 life: up to seven target creatures with total power and toughness 6 get +1/-1 until end of turn and untap those creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.''

Converted mana cost: 4

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