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These are the party policies for changing the laws of physics. Feel free to add more --MawKernewek

Under the Conservatives, the speed of light would be increased to 4 x 10^8 m/s . We would also set a limit on the amount of matter which can come into our galaxy.

Under Labour, quantum indistinguishability would be abolished and every particle required to carry an ID.

Under the Liberal Democrats, there will be a new force created which will cause all stars of greater than 100 solar masses to return some of their mass to the interstellar medium.

UKIP would cause a new spreading ridge to be formed in the English Channel.

The BNP would repatriate all photons with certain wavelengths back into the Sun, also we wouldn't let any more dark matter into the galaxy and we would encourage the dark matter already here to move out.

The Green Party would change the laws of chemistry such that fossil fuels wouldn't burn. 

The BNP and extremely right-wing members of other parties would claim that a relativistic universe Just Doesn't Work.

Under Labour, the second law of thermodynamics would become the second target of thermodynamics, with monthly reports showing ever-increasing entropy in the universe, whilst under the Conservatives global laws of thermodynamics would be abolished and each system would be free to set its own entropy.

Under the Green Party, the law of energy conservation would be more rigourously enforced.

The Communists would equalize the wavelength of all photons at 450 nm. Blue shift would be abolished. Red shift is made mandatory.

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