NinjaScroll/Episode01

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An evil man is being pursued by someone who wants the jewel back.

A fight commences.

The hero complains through his hat that the fight is very noisy, and tries to go back to sleep.

The fight is interrupted by two new combatants - a guy who flies a pedal driven umbrella and a woman who has a flame whip.

They fight. Two old combatants (huter was a short guy who spits fluid webs from his forehead, hunted is just big and mean) versus the two new.

Spider guy goes down to whip girls ToothySlug?s. She then sprouts a cojoined twin who cackles maniacally.

And the hero starts SlowClapping? the fight. If it's almost over, could you all just go away and let him sleep?

Parasol guy attacks him, and is cut down in mid air. Beast guy beats off the slugs and turns on the woman. She runs away to meet up with a GiantFightingRobot with only one eye.

Beast guy introduces the hero (don't think about the LovelyEyePatch) and asks him to join him. Hero refuses.

Mysterious prophecy about a lady of light.

Cut to a hidden village above the clouds. The princess wants to explore the world, and no one in the village will train properly with her.
She is disturbed by the hero who knocks some arrows (from a trap) out of the air to protect a little bird. This introduces the feather.
Hero stays, talks a bit about the outside world not being much different, and promises to leave soon.
Then the GiantFightingRobot turns up and starts trashing everything.
The village bravely defends and, because this is NinjaScroll, dies horribly.
Humm... the precis of later episodes will be rather short if I stick to this style, but:
TheyFight?.
Beast guy (who is there despite not having entered) fights a giant slug made from the womans little ToothySlug?s.) Hero fights the woman and the GiantFightingRobot.
Hero wins, but tells the woman his name (Don't think about the LovelyEyePatch, or wonder too much about how low they thing the audiences AttentionSpan? is).
Beast turns out to be literally bestail, and wins but dies.
(Well, he sorta wins by default when the womans death kills the slug)
He asks the hero to help him - and this time the hero aggrees - promising to take the jewel to the princess (who is the lady of light) - and then gets the feather.

This attempt to mix philosophy with fighting confuses me, but it's vry traditional. At least it's not a flower. (This episode.)