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Sat31.8.02
angela to waiter: Could I add a plastic dinosaur to the bill, please? [She did... we paid for a bill including a Pleistocene Whale...]
nagi: Whatever you do don't paint red concentric circles on your head...
angela: What, communicate and be expressive with people? - alex: Sorry... I know you much prefer to wire hardware to them. - angela: Well, it's much more interesting. It gets them to express their real feelings...
angela: Do you think we'd get into trouble if we abducted a pizza?
angela: One of my arms can't move. It's because it's the one with the beans in
Fri30.8.02
angela: "I bought a Dracula instead of a spatula and it's taken over the kitchen!"
alan: My brain emulates the nearest knot it can find... when around Alex's hair though my brain just gets scared
zoë: OK, I might have to rename the Shetland islands...
Thu29.8.02
alex: Angela would distinctly object if we turned the wine rack into a Linux server - peter: Well, how about if we install WinE? on it then?
elaine: Anyone want any more food? - david: No - I've eaten all the cake
steve: Whoops, there go my toes
steve: Blackpool or underwear - what is more fragrant?
steve: I don't know what Marilyn Monroe smelled like
peter: Steve, the Midlands are no place for a woman, are they? - steve: They're no place for anyone....
steve: I'm torn between Glasgow and Milton Keynes
Wed28.8.02
alex [gibbering in terror]: No, I will not become a Nagi! ...Nyehehe, Nagi...
mike: You didn't go "nimmiyenda!" when I patted you on the head, so there's hope for you yet. - alex: I'll have to work on it... [realises what he just said] [sweatdrops]
dave: "Come on, brain! Remember!" "Um... no! I'm quite happy swimming around here in this strange liquid you've got inside your head..."
dave: I apologise for the state of this house... if it was up to me, I would burn out the interior of the place. And then run away. Laughing.
[anti-D] alex to mike: Between you and me we're tidying the world up so much! [The context for this highly implausible suggestion: each of us have fully half of the world's junk in our rooms... So there's not much left for the rest of the world, right?]
Tue27.8.02
alex: There's a Matthew in the air; we're all going to die!
matthew: We chatted for two-and-a-half hours. - susan: They weren't trying to get rid of you, anyway. - matthew: Or if they were, they were being extremely polite...
susan: We've been invaded by some invaders from another world, who due to a miscalculation in size... - alex: ...Have been swallowed by a green pocket!
susan: You haven't been force-fed lots of photos yet, have you? - alex: But you haven't been force-fed lots of quotes yet, have you?
Mon26.8.02
ant: I'm getting ventrilanoia: I can't look at someone without thinking they're a ventriloquist pigeon
ant: That's right - there's a team of ventriloquists there, hiding from the BBC [...] - peter: Well I'd hide from the BBC if I was a ventriloquist
angela: What happens if you have an identity crisis and decide to be a chicken when you were a fox?
angela: I was imagining a mammal screwdriver, which was disturbing me slightly
susy: Hmm, a green and black striped shirt. I'll keep my eyes open. - angela: You won't be able to keep them shut!!
Sun25.8.02 (Anne's knotting, Susy's gathering)
vic: I was sitting by the fire, and I saw some smoke coming from one of my feet... - [...] - susy: I don't think you can send your shoes back because you set fire to them
vic to angela: Wait until you've got kids and Christmas stockings to wrap - angela: I never thought you were supposed to wrap your kids...
angela: Why is there an iguana on top of your television? - alex: Eeek! There is an iguana on top of our television! - ant: There's an iguana on top of our...? Oh yeah. [...] - ant: I was wondering what you meant, and then I saw the iguana on top of the television
ant: "I have achieved inner enlightenment - moohaha!"
susy: Antony, you are not playing frisbee with burning plates!
ant: Cheesecake seduction works on mobs too?
phil: It doesn't take me very long to start looking like an escaped convict
vic re adam: Just because his boot is empty doesn't mean his foot isn't in it
vic to susy: How many times have I seduced you with cheesecake tonight, dear?
adam: It's a five-minute walk from my house. Well, it's a one-minute walk, but five minutes if you're drunk
susy: We have an anorexic frog!
alex: I can't imagine there's much of a market for pots of bubbles shaped like cartons of Economy Orange Juice
julian to andrew, marrying anne: You have a responsibility for leadership... not as a dictator, or an autocrat - Anne wouldn't stand for that for a moment anyway
Sat24.8.02
alex to mike: Please convey my many happy stag-like returns to Jeremy, from a non-stick-plaster frying pan in my unsupecting landlord's new cellar...
jeremy: I bet there isn't a clause in your tenancy agreement saying 'Tenants must not dig a cellar.'
mike to nick: What's the point of a surreal film if you can see the point of it?
jeremy: Please sir, can you make a frying pan out of non-sticking plaster?
nick: Doh. I've just realised, Liverpool Lime Street is in Liverpool
Fri23.8.02
alan s: I can see that sleeping in a bed when you don't have one could be difficult
[around midday] alan r to matthew: Aren't you supposed to be asleep? - matthew: Um... yes, I forgot about that. I'll go and have some breakfast first (because I haven't eaten since last night), and some lunch (because it's lunchtime), and also some dinner (because I'll sleep for a while afterwards).
Thu22.8.02
mike: I just couldn't resist the temptation to do something very silly - alan r: Is this a defining quote??? - mike: *sigh* Probably. Although it would be defining for almost everyone I know in this town :)
angela: The problem is, when you know something's imperfect, and it's in your bathroom, it haunts your dreams! [With reference to a bent toilet-cleaning brush, of all things...]
alan: You have to name your food before you eat it!
Wed21.8.02
angela: "I'm not too bad at self-appraisals, especially when they're for other people!"
angela: You go off and have your career as an international student worker, but don't try to weld any hardware to them, or it might fall off!
alex: France is still there - mike: You mean you didn't leave it behind? [Yes, that is what he said...]
zuza: Are you awake, Alex? - alex: No. - zuza: Shall I wake you up?
Tue20.8.02
alex: Pinky-red cows in my own bathroom? - angela: Yes, to dry yourself with...
angela: It's like "Oh, I'm a phone, I can't speak", and I'm like, "Shush".
Mon19.8.02
rob to alex: If I give you a bottle of milk, and you're standing by the fridge, I'm sure you can work out what to do - ben: I imagine he can find instructions in his Nokia somewhere...
alex: I didn't know cyanide smelled like almonds - ben: What, you thought those were almond sweets we were giving you?
Sun18.8.02
alex: Imagine: King Arthur, bested in battle because he'd been decorating earlier that day
Sat17.8.02
andrew: Nobody can deny that Ozzy Osborne is a sad old git - angela: I think, for example, his mum might... - andrew: I think he's probably eaten his mum many years ago
vic: Alex looks in his jeans and finds a beard...
[misheard by ant] vic: There's a rather nice yelllowed gnome out here [Actually: a rather nice yellowed *moon*]
angela: Intriguing how something can be both alive and eaten by slugs
Thu15.8.02 (Peter's Games)
vic: It's not illegal to have filing cabinets in the back of a car, as long as they have seatbelts on
steve gane: At the stroke of five, at work, you'd hear chainsaws starting up around the office [Yet again: it's true, you would. And there's a perfectly sensible context, too...]
Wed14.8.02
nagi: I was just thinking about small furry things humping planes
nagi: I think a lot of places could survive without Nagi. But one poor place just doesn't have the choice!
Sun11.8.02 (Churchill re-entry alert)
matthew: I'm just tying knots in my pain killers
vic: I am Roadblock of Borg. You will be Deviated.
vic: You could do a Denial of Service attack, if ten thousand people phoned up and asked to be put on hold...
ant: It's the kind of pain au chocolat that ninjas would be trained in the use of.
Sat10.8.02
angela: Sometimes I can't decide whether to be confused or not
ant: I don't actually have a normal stomach thing. In fact I have a pair of little dwarves, who sort things into piles...
ant: This is what I'm going to have to use my powers of necromancy for: to resurrect some skeletal flowers
susy: No, I don't want flowers delivered by the hand of Death...
susy: Antony, you will have to learn to appreciate the finer points of French cuisine. - ant: I dunno, I quite enjoyed my pasta. - susy: This is not exactly French cuisine...
angela: I was curious about how you'd make yourself dream about paper clips
angela re ant: Well, it's not his fault if a random ape decides to reside in his chest
Fri9.8.02
alex: Oh, right, you need some sheep to sleep on. Why didn't you say so?
alex [mishearing angela]: We need some sheeps? - ant: No, that's incorrect, it'd be "We need some sheep". But that'd also be incorrect, as you don't really need any sheep...
ant: "I shall [Fork] my cherry pie! Yum yum... yum yum!"
alex to angela: I don't ask as many questions as you. I wonder why? - angela: Because you can't get a word in edgewise, probably!
angela: But doesn't that mean, if you question what "is"... ...oh, I don't even know if I agree with myself any more!
Thu8.8.02
alex: I've never seen God compared to the Spice Girls before. - vic: Does that mean you have Baby God, Scary God, ...? [Type your guess as to the original comparison here! [] [] []]
Wed7.8.02
ant to susy: I thought I used to be an utter git? - susy: [thinks] ...No... - ant: ...Damn!
vic: There's a gene that makes you put things in the attic
ant: Now if you'd said "reflect in the Angela axis", I'd have understood. [- angela: I am *not* an axis! ]
Tue6.8.02
matt palmer: Having a Christmas cake on your head makes it easier to walk into Sainsbury's wearing your pyjamas.
angela [listening to female opera duet]: It sounds like a pair of waiting males. I mean mating whales! Well, it could be waiting males also... [makes high-pitched grumbling noises]
vic: You could rent a ball dress in Sumo-wrestler size!
angela: I've got a bit paranoid now - I keep thinking my skirt is biting me!
alex: The cheese sauce says, "You called?" . Hmmm... I've never put words into the mouth of a cheese sauce before...
ant: A lot of people have a teddy bear, or some such.. I have a lump of cheese
angela: We don't demand that everyone speaks English, we just shout at them in it!
Mon5.8.02
vic: The eggs come from French chickens, you see, and they cross the road in a different direction
vic: Last time anyone elbowed me, I retreated into a dark room for three days
angela to vic: Are you happy now you've moved the universe?
[misheard by alex] angela: I wish I could remember the words to "Just Another Dinky Lasagne" [Actually: "Just Another Tequila Sunrise". De-kee-la-zan-ra-zz...]
Sun4.8.02
angela: I'm going to sit down, just in case I don't manage to.
ant: How could you refuse this offer of a nice, sensual sheep?
angela: This is the third meal in a row at which I've had Brie [She also did at the next one, making it four... :) ]
Sat3.8.02
alex: You always wanted a treehouse. - angela: Yes, but it shouldn't be a flying bed.
ant re vic+susy: They went out to the bank to go and get croissants
alex: Oh yeah - snowmen don't wear bikinis
Thu1.8.02
alex: And all of Alex's life gets packed into the wardrobe. [ - ant: I've heard that before... ]
angela: How do you think Bill Gates survives? - susy and angela simultaneously: On cactus!
ant: You've got to be pretty flexible to play a xylophone!
angela: I think pigeons are more flirtatious than you think.
ant: Angela, the onion quiche wants to tell you it has been studying English eyelessly for the past several onion years - angela: Tell it I don't talk to quiches directly. Not without a lawyer.
vic: I have a feeling that lots of international regulatory bodies are going to find him and say "You don't exist, go away"
ant: I think this may degenerate into wobbling our bishops around. - alex: I shan't indulge in too much bishop-wobbling
angela: There are disadvantages to living in a cupboard
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