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Fri29.8.03
tjm: There are also an infinite number of Eds - senji: Yes, I'm aware of this. Fortunately they're not all Ed Anderson
nick [gesturing]: Those are memories of dreams of stories of bread, whereas that's just a vague thought in the direction of bread
dave: Excuse me, I'm just trying to get Alex to eat a microwave
Wed27.8.03
alan: And I'll look very silly walking a virtual lamb round the streets of Cambridge...
Mon25.8.03
alex: I don't normally count cloths in my top ten most confusing objects
david: If Cornwall did rampage, it would be quite distressing
david to alex re italy and mike: He can have the pizza, you can eat the actual country...
mike: Well if you teleported from here to a very short distance from Antarctica, and then allowed gravity to act, then it could be said that... - alex: ...Antarctica is falling on you, yes!
mike: I suppose [your bedroom] could seem magical when it's 3am and you really need to sleep... - david: But so could Saturn...
alex: I believe it's true, ElvisPresley? has been seen in every single chip shop on Jupiter!
david: I don't recall [the parable of the sower] mentioning that the sower was a squirrel, either
Sun24.8.03
sunkitten: Would people like wine? - kazuhiko: Not for me, thanks. - sunkitten: Would you like some other variant of water?
nagi re a moonshadow-cooked meal: Wow, this is great ! How'd'you get the smoked flavour? - moonshadow: Um, I burned stuff.
Sat23.8.03
zoë: Nia and I are becoming a married couple.
jeremy: Do you feel thin? Spread out? Like toast spread over too much butter?
Thu21.8.03
steve: We don't need trees, we've got Kenton!
peter: For measurement purposes, you have already drunk the Atlantic ocean
katie: I listen to everyone! Well, except my teachers...
angela: Nothing invokes my wrath like evil winning people! - alex: So what you're saying is you're a bad loser, then?
mike to alex: You've run out of conventional sexes
alex to angela: You're just addicted to studying theology - mike: There are worse addictions... - phil to alex: Like studying maths!!
alex to susan: Ah, Anne's baby Nathanael. Yes, I've heard about once from Anne and three or four times from you.
Thu14.8.03
ant: I was just in the process of saying o mata ne before I was rudely interrupted by my rodent-dreaming friend, anyway
Fri8.8.03
mike: It hardly decides the fate of the human race whether or not a quote is accepted.
alan: I don't know... if you've ever tried placing a cake on a bicycle it doesn't go very far...
Thu7.8.03
alan: [I'm] leaving soon for the post depot... hopefully my t-shirt will be there along with some instructions about how to brush my teeth!
Wed6.8.03
david binns to alan: Of course, I wouldn't notice as I came to unlock my bike every day that there was for some reason a cow D-locked to the fence. These things can happen anywhere (although more often near you, I'm guessing!)
alan: Mowing is just an inferior and artificial form of mooing...!
Tue5.8.03
alan: From reading this though I think I would rather be a sloth bear or a monkey than a penguin; their ice lollies sound much more appetising!
alan: I would have thought grass ice-lollies taste wonderful...! Grass-and-vanilla ice-creams certainly do
Mon4.8.03
alan: It's quiet without Nagi around at the moment... it may sound strange but I miss being kicked!
Sun3.8.03
alan to matthew f re SwissArmyKnives?: Have you tried shaving with the tin-opener attachment? - the blade is much sharper...
alan: Sorry, I'm just making a mess... because I'm drinking coffee from a square cup... drinking coffee from a square cup is inherently difficult... because I don't have a square mouth... that's not to say I have a circular mouth, either.
alan: Nokky has brought down the entire British beef industry... [Context: (Because the cows in the quote field ate the quotes and became mad, which explains the true origins of BSE, none of this eating sheep brains rubbish. Maybe.]
alan: *staring up into the night sky* Do you think they produce vodka on Mars?
alan: Have you never turned into a computer? - mike: No... not that I remember. - alan: I did. I fell over.
PeterTaylor has turned into all sorts of things, but then that's his fault for his method of perambulation.
alan: But if you add beef curry to photos, you make the photos even more amusing...
alan: [Alex] should be a geological cat.
alan: Of course meetings have meat in! Otherwise we'd just be vegging! You wouldn't want us to be couch potatoes...
Sat2.8.03
ant: Let's cause some havoc. Ooh, I could kill Dad in the process.
ant: We haven't yet got the car to start, let alone... have windows...
Fri1.8.03
tomoko: I'd like to see her again - alex: Yes, I'd like to see her again. I'd like to take her to France with me... [Regarding Nokkette, of course]
zoë to mike: Are you sure there are no spiders anywhere in the world which are naturally pink? - mike: Well only if you go around embarrassing them. - alex: I'm not sure that could be called *naturally* pink. - mike: What, on the grounds of human interference? What if they embarrass one another? - alex: Then it becomes quotable!
alex: I think I should move the quotes, or they'll become beef stew quotes.
mike: You could redefine cows as vegetables.
zoë: I think I may kidnap the photos - alex: Is that in the same way you kidnap chocolate cakes? - zoë: No - I don't eat photos
mike to zoë: I'm worried if you're getting elephants and cheese confused. - alex: Well, you find them both on the moon...
zoë: Well you wouldn't want an anorexic bear as a bedmate, would you? ( Back to /July2003 )( Up to NokkyQuotes )( Forward to /September2003 )
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