NokkyQuotes/January2005

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Thu27th January

Mike: If Nagi accidentally gave himself an electric shock while he was on the
toilet, he'd die laughing.
- Alan: He wouldn't do it /accidentally/...

Thu20th January

Kenton: It's the principle of the thing!
- Joy and Elaine: What principle??
- Kenton: I'll come up with a principle, don't you worry...

Julie Magill: You have no idea how cruel I can be...! I have a Jud and a David and I'm not afraid to use them...

[Chris]: You could, presumably, declare that you've changed your name to "Floral Spuzzem", and are waiting for deed-poll forms?

Mon17th January

Rachael: Corned beef tins are probably the single most convincing argument for vegetarianism.

Sat15th January

Prof Aled Edwards: It's tough coming up with 800 ways to kill everybody ... But it's what I do.
[He's sci-fi consultant to a TV studio]

Fri14th January

Mark Hoyle: We could tell you about the StealthDonkeys?... But then we'd have to kill you...

Tue11th January

Sally: "I can tell you're a soldier pretending to be an airforceman: you said Uniform instead of Unicorn!"

Sally: Swimming in washing up gloves would look really silly

Stuart: I'm not a small chocolate, I'm a materials scientist
- Sally: Although he might be chewy on the outside and soft on the inside

Fri7th January

Ady: Despite almost having a PhD in engineering, I can't work out how to work the CD player
- Charlie: It's a slippery slope, Adrian: before you know it you'll be a lecturer

Thu6th January

Alan: I don't know many beers made out of sheep!

Mon3rd January

Alex: Little plasticene sheep. They could sneak into your TicTac? box, and then when you reached in...

Stephen to Alex: What you need is a magnetic PotatoOfDoom?

Mike to Alex: Should I be worried that all the potatoes you know are called Mike?

Sun2nd January

Rachael to Alex (completely sincerely): That's a good idea, putting red herrings in the toilet

Sat1st January

Jacqueline: I've had too many gay boyfriends!
- Alex P: You get used to it!

Jacqueline: Ooh, pink graves of doom? I like that. It reminds me of me!

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