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Sat 31 July
alex: I didn't say [I was] romantically involved with the strawberry. It's strictly a casual relationship.
alan: For a minute I thought the washing machine was trying to drill through the wall... Then I realised it was the neighbour..
Fri 30 July
stephen: There are no Claires in Oxford. I've checked. And any that I did find, I secretly renamed by deed poll by stealing their passport! To Dave!
rachael: He's not really my fridge. I've only met him once. He's more Jacqueline's fridge.
Mon 26 July
alex: You could turn [the TV] on to a random soap, and watch your breakfast, and pretend that individual cornflakes were the people whose voices you were hearing...
kenton: I haven't listened to any music since the 1990s, so I've no idea what has happened in music in the past two decades
mike: Cups of coffee are keen archaeologists. They like to study the coffee that was in the cup before.
mike: So is your mum a closet Korean then? - alan: No but she is a Korean closet.
Tue20 July
susan: I know everyone and I'm married to everyone
stuart to alex: Under what circumstances does your kitchen contain York or Zimbabwe??
Mon19 July
alex: I shall make a little Alex. Out of Magic decks!
Sat17 July
sally: So I have visions of us rushing around Cambridge with a sofa and three double beds for a day while Russells tick their checkboxes that we've been evicted
[misheard by everyone] joy: This is a good reason to bisect a deckchair [Really: to buy such a deckchair...]
joy: It's always sad when someone dies when you come out for cream tea, I find
Thu15 July
alex: Anyone for some waterlogged demon-possessed pig? - peter: Come on, Alex, you've got no sense of marketing! "Brine-soaked pork"! - rachael: ...Devilled ham...
steve: When I say "third", I don't mean chronologically third, I just mean... third
rachael: You don't get little boys running up behind old ladies in a room and shouting "Webcam!"
Tue13 July
alex: It's not strange to be attached to a powerful UndeadPizza? [ /GuessTheContext... ]
Mon12 July
alex: Now, what would be the most disturbing kind of NokkyQuote to find in your bed, I wonder?
Sat10 July
rachael: Shall we throw away Anne Robinson's eyes?
Fri9 July
kath: Today I'm going to wear a... metal skirt!
Mon5 July
alex to susy: Because one plus one is two And five plus one is six. - susy: [appears thoughtful and confused for a moment, then:] No, I don't think my brain is up to that at this time of night
alex: I don't have my giant inflatable Bible with me
Sat3 July
david b: [Zoë] could be the first sheep dog to chase after the sheep on a bicycle.
susy: I find it quite infuriating when I'm lying down to go to sleep and "Albatross" comes into my head
[Rosablast]
vic after a bad pun: Hmm... The old ones are the good ones. And that's a young one.
Thu1 July
elaine to alex and rachael: I'm not sure about you two sharing teeth - steve: We'll be looking at that next: "having all things in common"...
peter: The HolySpirit may not always speak to us preceded by a loud ringing...