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Tue30.9.03


jenny: If it's too civilised, I can throw some pasta
PeterTaylor struggles to work out why it's okay to throw pasta, but not to use the scientific calculator to work out how long to cook it.

Image: 46 mike to zoë: You should get yourself a sheep to remind you.  Program the computer to tie the sheep to where it leaves the file.  When you find half-chewed files and bits of wool stuck to sharp edges, you'll know it's somewhere round there.

zoë: But I can't see why you'd ever want a noisy velocity function
- alan: It might start singing......

Sun28.9.03


jenny: I'm not mad - I just have a large chicken!

alex: You should have given me another couple of PartyPoppers?, for me to pop in the morning and then catch on my head

jeremy: Do you ever worry about household appliances that talk to you, Mike?

mike: This advert seems to imply that drinking Nescafe causes your tie to stop levitating:
- david g: In that case, I'm definitely continuing to boycott Nestle.

Sat27.9.03 (Matthew and the Artifact Party)


zoë: Nia, Nia... I don't want tea thrown down me...
- nia: It was coffee.

susan [brandishing large kitchen knife at alex]: You're not fussy, are you, Alex?

jeremy to anna: Your hair. On the ceiling. But it looks better on you.

susan: I would be very disturbed if my cat was a big obstruction

alex: Right, we really ought to formally define the rules for transfinite magic
[Being the first suggestion of MagicTheGathering/TransfiniteRules]

alex: It's been a few years since I actively took in the contents of the fridge

Fri26.9.03


alex: I'm... A BANYANA!
- stephen: Oh, we're not disputing *that*.

Thu25.9.03


Image: 46 steph: Gerry and Tessa asked me to look after her, since they were going away, so I had her for lunch

alan: We could borrow some coffeons from the energy of the niverse, and give them back later.

alan: Why do I always leave [MikeJeggo and Bobacus' house] confused?

Wed24.9.03


nick taylor: His MagicalGirlTransformationSequence? is: putting on pyjamas
[See PhoenixFeathers/Nikolai, the discussions of a certain comic, and ThatCannotBeMale. Also SunKitten promised a MagicalGirlTransformationSequence? for Nikolai if the quote below got quoted. Sooo...]

sunkitten: It was a very nice font they used for HellSing, you just had to be able to wear it

Tue23.9.03


zoë: Waterproof maps have been found in the fossil record up to 85 million years ago, and this was deposited around 58 million years ago, so Nessie had no reason not to have a waterproof map.

alan: I assumed they'd move (the station) five hundred yards to the right. That's where I was going to go...

Sun21.9.03


mike: What a scary thought... multiple Alexes...
- kazuhiko: All sitting there typing quotes into their own Nokkettes.

alan: Well it's the cow's birthday, it's not unreasonable to give it a set of screwdrivers...

alex: Are you suggesting the cow is in fact a terrorist?
- mike: Well, terrorist mice have come up in conversation before...

douglas to mike: You are now equating "dead mice" with "novelty mice"...

alex: Cool! It's a mouse with a left and a right button!
- mike: I think you'll find they're called ears, Alex...
- alex: Don't be silly, since when did mice have ears?
- david: Since before they were plasticky!

rob: I've given birth... to a cat-head-shaped balloon.... [pounds on Mike's head with said balloon in futile attempt to stop Mike typing this quote and sending it to Nokkette by email]

alan: I know some normal people in Cambridge.
- mike: Are they the ones that stay in their rooms all day and don't come out 'cos they're afraid of all the strange people?
- alan: No, they're the ones that stay in the field all day and say moo.
- david: Surely they're cows not normal people.
- alan: They're both.

angela: There are two options after lots of food and lots of wine.  One is lots of sleep, and the other is DanceDanceRevolution. But there are only some things you can do in a restaurant, so...
- dave: ...You're opting for the DanceDanceRevolution, then?

morag: Douglas has a wonderful outlook on life: whenever I offer him tea, he always says yes

alex [muttering to himself]: Ah yes, I noticed that there seemed to be more cats than either elephants or humans...

[W] vitenka: So, the CatProtectionLeague sponsors traffic jams, I presume.

Fri19.9.03


mike: I'm sure that being slapped in the face with a trout would wake you up, however, I don't think many people employ it as a normal way of waking up in the morning

Image: 46 alex to morag: I'm sure Angela would decry you for heresy. ...Not necessarily about the profiteroles, just on general principles...

kazuhiko to alex: You're just a melted kinda person

Mon15.9.03


tom to alex and douglas: I would hope that, having written the game between you, the rules are in the state you would like!!

mike: Compared to that, the idea of a machine attached to one's car that dispenses honey-coated breadcrumbs onto the road is quite sensible really...

alex: As opposed to summoning a small army of rats to pull the power plug out?
- mike: That would be an unconventional way to unplug a monitor, indeed

alex: "Hi, Doc? I... I see... ...I see white rectangles around girls..."
- lemma: "Don't worry...that's just their bounding boxes...it's perfectly normal."

Sun14.9.03


Image: 46 jenny: You are not using my scientific calculator for calculating pasta times...!

Thu11.9.03


emma: My parents decided it would be a bit mean to make me work a 13 hour day

emma: I live in someone's shed, and I opened the door

Fri5.9.03


james: We do have some friends under the sofa... They live downstairs...

alex re james: I understood him perfectly... it was only later I realised he was talking gibberish
[D] James? --MJ

Mon01.09.2003


mike: I'm not renowned for being used for trimming hedges

mike: In what way will there being other people in the house prevent my giggles causing widespread structural damage?


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