NokkyQuotes/September2004

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Thu30 Sep

alex: I'm afraid I can't live up to the standard of God of knowing every hair on every JellyBaby's head

kenton: One of the values of ... my name's Kenton, by the way. [...] I'm sorry for being late, but that was just me... not being bothered to turn up, really

mike: I guess when you're walking you're much more likely to be blocked by a mountain than an oversized equation!

Tue28 Sep

jenny to stephen: You're supported by the U.S. Military. This fact will come out when you come to power in 2024. Along with the size of your mouth!

Mon27 Sep

alex: If you search eBay for "incomplete hatstand curry rhubarb", I'm sure you'd find something...

alex: "If only I'd thought of a nickname for him, he wouldn't have turned terrorist!"

mike: I looked in the mirror and thought, "Oh! I've only got two nostrils!"

mike: So we're going upstairs in order to prevent you from going upstairs?
- alex: I see you're getting the hang of this non-Euclidean geometry thing.

~ mike: Now we're moving on to cannibal apples? This is just getting silly

alan: I heard rumours that all girls wear traffic cones on their heads when they're 9 years 3 months and 8 days old?!

Sat25 Sep

stoo: Rough? In the sense of being scratchy, yes, a cactus is rough... but it's more "smooth with spines"...

rachael: Mud and James Bond are both very smooth

jacqueline re a pogo stick: If you had to choose between masculine and feminine, they're definitely masculine

jacqueline: Machine guns don't influence people, they just kill them

Tue21 Sep

peter: The Wright Brothers were definitely male. [pause] Well I haven't seen their autopsies...

Mon20 Sep

alex: I have no idea how I'd go about giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a kitten

Fri17 Sep

requiem: I was woken up by Big Ben and wondered what the hell it was

Thu16 Sep

alan: I'm sure there must be cat attachments for electric batons.... - erm... or rather the other way round!

Tue14 Sep

nagi: Days are usually integers...
- mike: Only usually?!

Mon13 Sep

alex: UI design is something people are still woefully bad at
- mike: is that Udderficial Intelligence? Or have I spent too much time round Alan?

~ mike: Banana split!
- alex: Better than sheep with ice cream, I'd reckon
[ /GuessTheContext involving annoying jangly music ansd weapons]

Sun12 Sep

liz: If you miss your bus because you're stroking the lampshade...
- mike: ... I might get Nokkied?

Fri10 Sep

alex: I'm glad I don't have to log on to my computer to eat my lunch

Thu9 Sep

kenton: You're meant to eat dry rice, for that [filling yourself up without putting on weight], and then drink lots of water, aren't you? Cause the water makes the rice swell up.
- peter: And then you're meant to shake yourself around, aren't you? And lie on top of a radiator to cook it...

Tue7 Sep

stephen: You could play some sort of Twister-like game with elbows... and people with eight elbows...

alan: For some reason every time you use the words disembodied and crazy, I expect the next word to be Alex

Mon6 Sep

alex to mike: What! No, I'm sorry. You can't be an ovine bovine amphibian football!

Sat4 Sep

~ mike: Don't ever feed BBQ sauce to your nose, it'll go all squeaky!

jeremy [looking at a packet of coffee]: Why do you need a computer keyboard to operate that?

Fri3 Sep

mike to alan: So let me get this straight - you're saying that the reason I can imagine a melon made of muesli and you can't is that it's a normal thing to imagine?

Thu2 Sep

peter: Cigarettes are not particularly attractive. Nor is commuting, which has a fairly similar effect on your lungs. Quicksand has a slightly different effect on your lungs, but the end result is the same.

elaine: You can't get purer than baked potatoes

rachael: Picking your nose... well, I guess it's easy...
- kenton: Not if you've got your shoes on your hands!

steve: Gravity... I obey it willingly

Wed1 Sep

douglas: What if instead of Java patterns, you used knitting patterns?

alex: A cup of tea, a radio, and a gun.
- dave: What more can you want for breakfast?

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