"The thing about sensible topics is that there's only so far you can go before you've discussed everything there is to discuss. But stupidity is bottomless..." - [Team 17 Forums]
"Spam is the filling in the sandwich of forum life." - [Team 17 Forums]
"LOOK AT ME, I’M A DISTRACTION!" - Playing Sacrifice at RandomSports
"Any sufficiently advanced tactic is indistinguishable from cheating" - Roleyplaying in the Exalted one-off with the kiddies (help, someone tell me the name!)
"The physicist says: 'Yes! The experimental results have confirmed my theory!' The mathematician says: 'Yes! My theory has confirmed the experimental results!'" - I'm allowed to say that. I'm a MathMo (although probably transferring to AstroPhysics? next year)
"Ah, [Cricket] – now there’s a religion you can believe in" - Post on... could well be the [TurkBoard]
PaulPower: It should be foolproof. The trouble is, fools are so ingenious. King DJ: And you’re the most ingenious fool I know. - I take it as a compliment.
PaulPower: "Wait a minute, if we go up to level 8 we can get out of here, because the levels are probably cyclic modulo 4!" Beat GM (King DJ): "The MathMo loses a sanity point" - From the SOS Forthright one-off.