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I had a WeaponOfMassDestruction before I got invaded..
A WeaponOfMassDestruction? Some people don't know they're born! We just made do with bazookas..
Bazookas? You had bazookas? We only had a gun between the lot of us!
No, actually that intelligence we gave you was false. We just had a bow and arrows.
Yeah, well, we only had a knife. We didn't even know how to make bows.
We just had a rock. No iron ore, see?
I'm gonna hit you in a minute.




When I were a lad, I had to walk forty miles, through the freezing snow, in just me undies - and if I were lucky, I could get a bit o'wood with a nail in it.
Oooh!  Nails!  You were lucky.
Right, I was.  But you try telling that to kids today, and they won't believe you.
So you hit 'em with the wood with the nail through it?
Nah, I just unplugs their nintendo and laughs.



CategoryVoices.  Cf ArmsRace.

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