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[w] alex: Evil dudes approaching a millenium naturally attract female student underlings who are inherently cool enough to justify having a fan club.
steve: Steph's birthday has been relocated to its correct location in September
[W] moonshadow: The apocalypse doesn't work if prefixed with a descriptor
alex: The sensible thing for me to do at this point is "Maaaa". ...The thing is, compared to so many other things I could do, it is!
dave: They will like this job, whether they like it or not, they will like this job.
gabriel to alex: We don't mind if you get your head cracked open. Just as long as you write in your will for someone else to bring us JellyBabies...
alex: A butter trifle can be an indestructable artifact without making you unable to eat it, is what you're trying to say? - ant: Yes. [Context: talking about MTG: Atogs eating indestructible Myr, and puns on "but a mere trifle"]
nagi: But why is a dinner normally the solution of an algebraic equation? - douglas: Dinner is the answer to many things. - nagi: But in what way can it be described as an algebraic equation?? [Context: See Fri 2nd]
douglas: I shall return! - nagi: But not before you have left.
joy: My cousin's small and my aunt's a Christian, but my grandma's not
lewis: Could be useful if you find yourself lost on the LondonUnderground. - alex: And in need of a fish? - lewis: Oh yeah...
neil: "Everyone else is dead and I'm a fish - I really shouldn't have fired that nuclear missile"
nick: Mathmos - they're all alike. - neil: What, fixated on hairspray?
neil: [Is it a] Christian? Except they don't have eyes.
alex: There's no particular convenient confetti to make a head out of.
on a fine april day outside a cafe - four matscis; this bunch sat, partaking their lunch
on the table before them lay a great spread: two green apples, three strawberries and a large slice of bread
the oldest among them picked up his suit: "we cannot have this, for the bread's not a fruit" the waiter blinked and went off upstairs he returned with a tray bearing two pears
they stared a while in contemplation yet none moved, till with some agitation the bearded one said: "there's no meal here the pears are too many, too like apples I fear.."
the waiter muttered under his breath and went off again looking grim as death returning he gave them a sardonic sneer and plucked a single cherry out of his ear the customers smiled but then one shook his head: "too round like the apples, and also it's red"
restraining a growl he left once again for these picky customers he racked his brain three raspberries? "too many" a coconut? "hairy" a blackberry? "no, we can't have one more berry"
the servant came back one more time to the fray he lifted the cover and upon the tray a single starfruit gently lay
they all stared for a moment, then excitement beset, all four made a shout: "Set! Set!...."
serge: I'm stubborn. - alex: This is a woman's prerogative. - morag: Um, Alex? ...He's not a woman... - serge: Yet. - morag: Um?! Is there something you should be telling me...?!
mike: Latté 2: The Revenge - alex: Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the coffee cup...
liz: It'll give them something to do for their first few weeks of marriage. - mike & alex: What, figure out what to do with a giant wooden mushroom?
mike [contemplatively]: I can't even think what the Fourier transform of a pancake would look like...
To a close approximation, a double delta function. --Vitenka
[anti-D] alan: Our house is sensible. It has Nagi in it.
mike: Oh yeah, I'm having problems with my shoulder. It went away over Easter -- - [is interrupted by general laughter] - [...] mike: Well, every shoulder needs a holiday every now and then...
alex: Take a kettle to the North Pole, put it on a piece of ice, and take a photo of it! - mike: I didn't know you'd taken up modern photography, Alex... - [...] - mike to alex: Is this another of your modern photography projects - a photo of a large self-levitating mirror above the Marianas Trench?
tish: It's a pancake! Of course it's in bold!
[W] requiem: I need to descale my kettle. My weapon of choice is shop-bought cola as being cheaper and easier to get hold of than most other useful acids.
ant: Tiling your soul is a strange idea... You need the grouting. - alex: Spiritual Grouting! Available now from all good churches... - ian: Who cares about communion when you can step up and get white grout slapped between your eyes?
angela: I am a big iceberg woman. - jenny: An iceberg space woman. That's even stranger.
vic: My mother always told me not to pick up cards like that. "Son, don't ever pick up cards that look like three purple paracetamols..."
susy: I will drink with you even if you have you have a bluish-green mark on your forehead
alex: Sometimes when I read the world 'broccoli' I just can't help myself...
kate duncan: We need a JCB and a man... - laura: Don't we all!
phil: I'd quite like to see a sheep drinking beer
david: I don't want to clear up the mess after I hit you with your dinner
alex [musing]: e to the pasta, I think is best. ...It's quite likely to be transcendental, apart from anything else...
alex: This is how you achieve devolution! You take the National Trust for Scotland, and apply anti-trust legislation... [Context: AVeryBadPun that should be obvious if you think about it]
alan: I think I'll just wear my swimming trunks, in case I'm walking around and suddenly find myself swimming...
mike: I could cross-breed my coffee with andrex toilet paper!