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Why is a man like lego ?
because both can be used as a replacement for Margaret Thatcher -- PeterTaylor
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Why is a woman like my aunt's teapot ?
because neither can be used as a replacement for Margaret Thatcher -- DouglasReay
Why is Games Evening like The Beatles ?
because both can be used to ward-off insurance salesmen -- AlexChurchill
Why is Games Evening like a brick ?
because both are often talked about in my room -- AlexChurchill because neither are often talked about in my room -- Steve because both can be used to win the mens 100m final at The Olympics -- ChrisHowlett
Why is Christmas like Games Evening ?
because both demonstrate a box of chocolates in Windsor Castle -- MoonShadow because both resemble a crossword puzzle -- MoonShadow because both resemble a box of chocolates -- Steve because both use tomato puree for a crossword puzzle -- ChrisHowlett
Why is superconductivity like flared trousers ?
because both are lonely -- Vitenka because both are lonely -- K because both are often talked about in Sweden -- Rachael because neither are often talked about in Cambridge -- Vitenka because neither can be used to tow a car -- Edith because both demonstrate a 48 gun frigate in my aunt's teapot -- DouglasReay
because both appear in The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy -- Edith because both can be used to tow a car -- K because both can be used to conceal a weapon -- MoonShadow
Why is a woman like a fantasy novel ?
because neither are found in Government -- Vitenka
Why is algebra like a hoover ?
because neither can be used as a replacement for Rachael -- AlexChurchill
Why is G.W. Bush like John Lennon ?
because neither can be used as a replacement for my parents -- Edith because neither can be used to ward off insurance salesman -- Edith because neither are bizarre -- Whistway
Can the duplication of poster name be prevented in any way?
Can the replies be indented?
Would it be a good or bad idea to add the Round, Judge, Deadline, Judgement and Points ?
Both are possible. Indents are easy: some HTML tags are supported, and <blockquote> is one of them. Poster duplication prevention will involve storing the currently used posters in variables, which I could do if desired (if qqzm or others don't want to). Once we have a list of entrants then a Judge and Judgement would be easy enough; might have some minor appeal. --AlexChurchill
Feel free. --qqzm BTW I can prove that last SillyOutput? was true. I've kept the page open so you know I didn't make it up!
I'm completely terrified at the prospects that Rachael might ask that, that I might answer thus, or that Rachael might award me the point for doing so... --AlexChurchill
Why is Bonfire Night like metal ?
...because both are required for intergalactic travel . -- DouglasReay
...because both are found in my head . -- ChrisHowlett
...because both are as shiny as someone from my head is . -- Steve
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