BigBrotherShrubbery

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And, the voting lines are open for which of the woodlice should be kicked out of the BigBrotherShrubbery next! Grayson and Sherry have been fighting, but Alicia's attitude to the pesticide has seemed unpopular with the viewers. And of course Chelsea held the team back from completing this week's task to trim the leaves. So who will it be?

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"Hey, squirt. Got your lunch money for us again?"
"Stop picking on me!"
"What, you trying to stand up to us? You forgotten how we punched your face last time?"
"Um, Jake..."
"Stop it, Goyle! Now, squirt, cough up the cash!"
"No! I'll call my brother!"
"And why would we be scared of your brother?"
"Um, Jake, the bushes are moving..."
"What, Goyle, why do you care about a shrub?"
"But Jake, that's not just any shrub! I'm scared!"
"Honestly, Goyle. Pull yourself together. Now, squirt, the money!"
"Get them, Big Brother!"
"What are you doing, squirt? And why would we -- AAAARGGH!!!"

CategoryVoices. SeeAlso BigBrother, TheShrubbery.