LawsOfTime

1. All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension.
   
2. Trans-uranic, heavy elements may not be used where there is life.
   
3. Time goes forward (This makes reverse parking time machines difficult)
   
4. Brooke-Taylor shall be recognised as a comic genius
   
5. Henman may not win Wimbledon until the coming of the Apocolypse
   
6. Burton may never make a film without a large amount of black
   
7. No using the word 'party' as a verb. Or 'mail'
   
8. And none of that
   
9. Or any of the others