A Catgirl Phylogenetic Tree

or

Why all anime girls are catgirls




A phylogenetic tree represents an hypothesis about the evolutionary relationships between different organisms. It is built using characteristics shared between or unique to the organisms in question, whether they are behavioural, morphological or molecular. The layout of the tree groups the organisms based on these characteristics or their absence. Therefore the first step to constructing a catgirl phylogenetic tree is to choose catgirls and score their features (Table 1).


Luna

luna

Sailor Moon

Limbs: Quadruped

Nose: Feline

Paws/hands: Feline

Tail: Present

Cat ears: Dorsal
Haru

haru

The Cat Returns

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Feline

Paws/hands: Feline

Tail: Present

Cat ears: Dorsal
Natsuki

natsuki

Hyperpolice

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Present

Cat ears: Dorsal
Ichigo

ichigo

Tokyo Mew Mew

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Present

Cat ears: Dorsal
Meruru

meruru

The Vision of Escaflowne

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Present

Cat ears: Lateral
Alicia Rue

alicia rue

Sword Art Online

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Present

Cat ears: Lateral
Catherine

catherine

Gintama

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Absent

Cat ears: Dorsal
Neko-Musume

neko-musume

Gegege no Kitaro

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Absent

Cat ears: Absent
Yoruichi

yoruichi

Bleach

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Absent

Cat ears: Absent
Lina Inverse

lina inverse

Slayers

Limbs: Biped

Nose: Human

Paws/hands: Human

Tail: Absent

Cat ears: Absent
Table 1. Selection of features used to construct the tree. Representative catgirls were chosen from several different websites claiming to show the "top ten anime catgirls" or similar, identified through a Google search for "catgirls in anime". One cat (Luna) was chosen as an outgroup, and one girl (Lina Inverse) was included to represent all anime girls.

Using Luna as the representative of the outgroup, it is clear that the first derived trait is bipedality, and the second trait is the presence of more human facial features and human hands. Haru represents a rare example of a catgirl with human shape but paws and a cat nose, although this may be because she is a human partly transformed into a cat.

Natsuki and Ichigo display the typical catgirl form. There are plenty of other examples, such as Blair and Izutsumi. Dejiko was excluded because her ears and paws are a hat and gloves, making it impossible to tell whether she has human hands and ears underneath or not, thus she couldn't be easily placed on the tree.

There are two separate groups which differ from the typical form. One has their ears on the side of their heads, exemplified by Meruru and Alicia Rue. The other branch is separated by the loss of the tail, while their ears remain on top of their head, as seen in Catherine. A further development can be seen in Yoruichi and Neko-Musume, both of whom lack cat ears as well as the tail (Figure 1).

phylogenetic tree
Figure 1. Catgirl phylogenetic tree. Derived traits are marked on each branch and examples of each form are shown.

Following the construction of the tree, a random anime girl was chosen and scored like the catgirls (Table 1). Lina Inverse best fits in the same branch as Yoruichi and Neko-Musume; the only difference is her lack of any feline connection. This tree implies that all anime girls are catgirls, just as all humans are fish.

This was originally made for and published in the conbook of Minamicon 2025.



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