ec2-3-235-179-111.compute-1.amazonaws.com | ToothyWiki | RecentChanges | Login | Webcomic He wanted to be a general too, but failed his exams and became a regiment chef. Not as famous as AlexanderTheGreat, his accomplishments in his own field are nevertheless not without significance; even now, thousands of new recruits all over the world curse his name as they bite into yet another hard, dry, tasteless yet very nutritious dry wheat field ration.
Recent research shows that this material may have been the inspiration for ShreddedWheat. ShreddedWheat however was improved by using the wheat rather than the field in manufacture.
(other ToothyWikizens who are more aware of his biography are invited to contribute further details..)