Chips

 If you ask for chips in:          You get:
  GreatBritain           ~4cm x 1cm x 1cm cuboids of soggy deep fried potato
  Russia?                 Crisps?
  France?                 Fries (notwithstanding the fact the French word "chips" means "crisps" in English...)
  America?                Kazuhiko-sama? - it seems unlikely...  Chicago highway patrol?
                               Either crisps or tortilla 'chips' like Doritos
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