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Ingredients


4 tins concentrated cuteness
10 oz incompetence
genius essence
2 tsp essence of magical girl (also used in the PrincessTutu/Recipe)
30 g of ground spoof and parody
3 military command centres (including staff)
about 20 freshly picked aliens of assorted sizes
1 oz mystery
a pinch of sinister


Recipe


Empty all the cuteness into a large pan, and stir in 10g of ground spoof.  Simmer it over a medium heat for 10-15 minutes until it's no longer liquid but a concentrated syrup.  This will be used in every part of the recipe, so it's important to get the texture right.

In a mixing bowl, blend the essence of magical girl with a large amount of incompetence (roughly half), and add 3 large dollops of the cuteness-spoof mixture.  Shape into three eight-year-old girls.

Take half the remaining cuteness, and sprinkle in 2 oz incompetence and a pinch of sinister.  Thickly coat the aliens with this mixture until their original colours can't be seen, top with a little mystery, and chill in a fridge until set.

Liberally coat the military command centres with spoof and parody.  Add the remaining incompetence, and drizzle with more of the cuteness.  Throw in the magical girls and the rest of the mystery, and mix well in a large bowl.  The main tastes should cuteness and incompetence, with the spoof and mystery being almost undetectable to initial taste - don't worry, they will come out later.  If you've performed the mixing correctly, a toy tank, plane and sub should spontaneously bubble out of the bowl.  In this case, top with the aliens from the fridge, and stand well back.



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