Edith/Quotes

I've finally decided to start a quotes page after hearing something too good not to quote. The begining of the fall of Edith I feel.

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MinSci Quotes

Help! The polishing room is out of action all week and they only have eight inches of Gold! - Beth

: I'd say that "only have eight inches of gold" could be pretty funny. --NT

What's Roleplaying? -Ruth
Erm... --Edith
Well, first James and his friends get dressed up in leather... -Beth (grinning)
... -Ruth

Nah, just kidding -Beth
Actually... --Edith

Oblivion Quotes

You have sticky-out bits - I'm going to play with them -- Edith

If you spell Avocado wrong it has 4 letters and begins with F --TI

I'm not nuzzling! I'm just resting on the squishy bits -TI

You don't have a martial arts skill, you have a Satanic Combat Science --NT

I just have a low opinion of Ewan's sexual prowess --NT

Aie! --NT
I didn't hit your face --TI
You hit my wrist though! --NT
I would have hit your chest but there was a wrist in the way --TI
Stop shooting at me! --NT

That's not fair! - Leah
Neither is stabbing me in the face! --NT

I'm learning so much about Japanese porn! --NT

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SNAIL PORN!! --NT

May Balls, money, bookswordbooksword, WHAT? --TI

WATERFLESH! --NT

Using pressure points is just playing dirty! --Requiem