Printers OYOY can't you just print nicely nicely I feed you on genuine Epson bought bits Why do you go mad and funk and fritz Spitting and frothing like a bad tempered fop the paper we feed you disdainfully drop biting our fingers when we try to extract A cartridge for exchange with another old for new; why won't it do? Is it some kind of aladdin's lamp Hoarded by a miser; desired by a tramp OR is it too late or too early to be troubled by such trifles as porte d'USB Are you still waiting for your first cup of tea You marvel of electrical idiocy