Never mess with someone whose degree involves large, hardened steel hammers... - Edith
Particularly not when they're used to hitting rocks with them...
NoNoNoNoNo. You misunderstand. People only think we use the hammers on rocks. No, a true geologist uses their head, and saves the hammer for later... ;-) --Jumlian
The ImperialCollege? (London, aka, RoyalSchoolofMines?) handbook for field safety legendarily had something like the the following advice in it:
Section XYZ. Working alone in the field.
In case of attack in the field, we have found the following advice useful:
YOU ARE CARRYING A LARGE STEEL HAMMER. THIS MAKES A GOOD WEAPON.