Take three whiny brats. Chop one into small pieces and leave in a maturation chamber to regrow. Send one overseas and spoil rotten.
Take the third, and beat into the GiantFightingRobots. Kill their friends until the angst has risen nice and high.
Add a dash of catholicism, a pinch of gnosticism and place the mixture in a nuclear bomb shelter to cool.
In a new bowl, mix two major disasters and three double crosses. Add a very high pitched accent and a penguin. Once the lumps begin to smooth out, add some implausible aliens and a school drama series. Throw both mixtures together and stir vigorously with the lance of longinius.
Re-introduce the other two children to the mix.
Add just a dash of UltimateCosmicPower? and wait for the kitchen to explode.
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