SimCity

• 'Ware the ReticulatingSplines? my son, the RectilinearConversion? that shines, the BiCubic? function that tears...
  
• Decent cities get attacked by giant monsters!
  
• Fire and police departments are useless without outside intervention.
  
• The bulldozer is mightier than the critical uranium pile!
  
• We love the president day is far more useful.
  
• Huge skycrapers are more fun than parks.
  
• Hydroelectric and wind power are only effective if you happen to live next door to a volcano.  Reticulate those splines!
  
• Paying your motoring budget is essential.
  
• Subways and trains may seem cool - but using them effectively is next to impossible.
  
• The best solution to your traffic problems is to tear up the over congested section of road.
  
• If your town sucks, having no road leading out of it slows the exodus.
  
• If you aren't anywhere near the sea, businesses don't demand access to a port.  Score!
  
• Employees at power plants can drive to work without needing a road.
  
• People are perfectly happy to have 2 houses between them and the nearest road, but not three.
  
• Trains will run even in the absence of people, and bounce off each other if they meet.