Everything you need to have learnt, you could have learnt by playing
'Ware the ReticulatingSplines
my son, the RectilinearConversion
that shines, the BiCubic
function that tears...
Decent cities get attacked by giant monsters!
Fire and police departments are useless without outside intervention.
The bulldozer is mightier than the critical uranium pile!
We love the president day is far more useful.
Huge skycrapers are more fun than parks.
Hydroelectric and wind power are only effective if you happen to live next door to a volcano. Reticulate those splines!
Paying your motoring budget is essential.
Subways and trains may seem cool - but using them effectively is next to impossible.
The best solution to your traffic problems is to tear up the over congested section of road.
If your town sucks, having no road leading out of it slows the exodus.
If you aren't anywhere near the sea, businesses don't demand access to a port. Score!
Employees at power plants can drive to work without needing a road.
People are perfectly happy to have 2 houses between them and the nearest road, but not three.
Trains will run even in the absence of people, and bounce off each other if they meet.
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