ToothyWikiEntranceExam

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Are you fully qualified to post to ToothyWiki? Interacting with this exam will help you find out...

Question 1 - How would you describe your sense of humour?

: A) Fell of the back of the lorry, honest guv, never seen it before in me life
: B) In Haiku
: C) As entirely missing

Question 2 - The correct way to finish an edit is

: A) A Toast, followed by cucumber sandwiches
: B) A Signature
: C) A rant about the lack of qualifications of anyone else to make edits

Question 3 - What is question 3?

: A) That to which this is the answer
: B) You are question 6.
: C) Question 3 ought to be on the influence of pythagorean triangles with complex sides upon multi-valued logic

Question 4 - Do Re Me

: A) Fa
: B) Farce
: C) You're CC'ing me a female deer?

Question 5 - Will you tell me your name?

: A) Yes
: B) "Your Name"
: C) No, how dare you imply that I posesses something and am therefore a capitalist?

Question 6 - Place the following in order of daily importance to you:

: A) 1, 3, 2 or any correctly ordered answer
: B) 3, 3, 3 or similar
: C) That is a request, not a question

Question 7 - What is 1 + 1?

: A) A sum
: B) 2
: C) 10

Question 8 - Ideally ToothyWiki should be most like the conversations envisioned by:

: A) [AlexChurchill]
: B) [Rachael]
: C) [MoonShadow]

Question 9 - The analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean metrization
of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold is what?

: A) Self Evident
: B) A quote
: C) *runs for the hills*

Question 10 - The best way to learn the Nettiquette of posting to ToothyWiki is to

: A) Ignore it. That's censorship. I should be allowed to do anything I can do.
: B) Reading WikiEtiquette
: C) Jump straight in, be your normal nice but weird self, and listen if people make polite suggestions when they think you may not have been aware of some of the consequences of your actions

Category: NetQuizzes (Where you should of course place your answers, as a string, such as ACABB)