EvilSysAdmin/HowToGuide

CorkScrew, being a complete amateur, would like ideas for how to better release his EvilSysAdmin. Any thoughts?

CorkScrew's current plan of action is as follows:
1) I have a family with no reliance on the intranet I am in the process of installing. They don't do anything particularly interesting on their computers either.
2) Therefore I need to increase dependence. For example, I am campaigning for broadband in the house. This will lend me a position of some power, as I'm the only one who can be bothered to get this stuff to work.
3) Once I have control of useful internet resources, I can begin making my presence known in small ways. For example, educating my sister that throwing tantrums leads to poor connectivity and "misaddressed" emails would be handy. This can be done quite easily if I can hijack the routing software - should be a piece of cake.
4) My power can only grow! Once my sister leaves for uni, I'll be able to use her computer as a launching base against the true evil in the country - Oxford! (There is no more embarrassing place to which she could have applied)
5) This step left as an exercise for the reader.
6) Once I Have destroyed the evil Oxfordians, I alone will rule! ALL HAIL ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7) ahem

Pallando would suggest the following modest course of action:

1) Install VNC / BackOrifice? / A key logger / packet sniffer / Root kit as needed.
2) Accumulate a complete profile of your vict^H^H^H^Hsister. Her email contact. Her irc logs. Her bank account details and pin (encourage all your family to move to Egg, PayPal and other online banking services).
3) If there is not enough evidence, manufacture some. If necessary, pretend to be someone else on the net in order to tempt.
4) Cause them to sin. Warn them against the evils of viruses. Give them impossible to follow guidelines on how to avoid viruses. Log every time they don't follow proceedure. Make sure they do get a virus, and agonise over the hours it has taken you to get rid of it for them. Blame all future evils on the remains of the virus.
5) Use your sister's computer account at Oxford (you obtained the login unsername and password in steps 1 and 2 to launch and control [an irc bot network]. Make sure the pseudonym you use is an anagram of her name.
6) Use the bot network to spread a virus timebomb, to empty people's PayPal accounts into your sister's during an American bank holiday (eg 4th July). Arrange to use your sister's previous stolen normal bank details to immediatly (say every hour on the hour after the timebomb launches) empty her account into yours as 'loan repayments'. Let her take the fall.
7) Use your new millions to break her out of prison and sell her as a nanny to a South American drug lord. Sell the story to the News of the World to get more millions. Trash Oxford in the story.
8) Peddle your new found fame into funding for a startup company. Base your plan on giving impartial advice. Use your bot network to boost the price then sell it to Microsoft to be used as a paid shill.
9) Retire, and become a famous philantrophist.

: I like it. Especially the "trash Oxford" bit >:) - CorkScrew