What kind of protection a cat would ever need, anyway? They are perfectly capable in feeding and living on their own.
They have something of a blindspot when it comes to cars - or at least to the concept of cars as something other than a stationary WarmSunnySpot or CoolShadySpot?. --Vitenka (So, the CPL sponsors traffic jams, I presume)
Surely this means a protection league run by cats (since cats themselves don't need the protection). -- Admiral
Don't you mean protection racket? i.e. Feed me or I shred your sofa! --Jumlian
The accurate quote is: "Give me your curry, or I will eat your face." --Vitenka (And yeah, a protection racket makes more sense for the original quote.)
Being serious for a moment, the CPL runs rescue shelters - and at least in other countries is having its hands full trying to prevent the spread of FIV. (AIDS for kitties) - since feral cats and domestic cats mix it up so readily, keeping the disease down in the feral population is important if Mrs Atkins' fwiffy-foo is to stay uninfected. --Vitenka
And, back to the more important stuff. "Nice sofa you've got there. Be a real shame if someone were to ... shed on it. Sofas get fluffy so easily, you know." --Vitenka