FengShui

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Imagine you were a dragon. How would you want things to be arranged in your house? That plant needs moving; your tail would get caught in it when you go around this corner. And so on.

A dragon wouldn't care really, after all all they need is a hoard of treasure and MagicalItems? to... well, hoard on.
Precisely - that's the first principle of FengShui - build a giant hoard of gold and stuff. But assuming that you can't afford a large hoard, you need to use tricks to make what you do have seem hoardier, and traps to attract more hoard. Oh dear. I have a feeling I should be writing a FengShui pamphlet now. In the style of little book of stress. "First - acquire your dragon..." Hmm. "Smaug's guide to FengShui"?
Secondly, remember - you need a really big open area (to fit both yourself and your hoard in) - but it should not be so open as to permit easy thefts of treasure.
Or a handy dwarven kingdom, but be sure to remove all dwarves and hidden doors first.

That is, by far and away, the best OzyAndMillie style explanation of FengShui I have ever heard. I love it. Sadly, it doesn't quite encompass the full GeoMancy? aspects but they fill in by extension. (Your neighbour is a fish! Arrange your washing line so as to catch him in a net, or avoid doing so, depending upon how much you like fish.) --Vitenka

Really just a form of oriental interior/exterior design, with lots of mystical explanation attached to it. -ColinLeung

see Zen.