HowToDateYourWiki

(a) Just... don't. It'd never work out. She's too sophisticated for you. She also appears to be in at least two minds about everything. And you know anyone who runs a dating service herself is going to be trouble. On the plus side, she does seem passionately concerned about any number of issues, the two of you have at least one common interest, and there's a place you can look to find out all the ways she's recently changed her mind...

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(b) See: SnowStorm, 2002, WarDeclared, Japanese (on banoffee pie), ComputerLab, WarDeclared/SaddamCaptured