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- Kazuhiko's Catastrophe Generator
Dangerous coffee... - The coffee turned pink . Then your plant pot fell over . Then your coffee spontaneously combusted causing the coffee to spontaneously combust . Then your coffee exploded .
- Ah, a deflagration-to-detonation transition, I see... --NT
Not quite as good as I had hoped but it's a start. Feel free to add more objects, actions or endings (but try to keep it with the PhoenixFeathers realm).
Disasters courtesy of everyone's favourite demonic kitty...
- bnf::= Sha'am! crlf crlf start_chain event_chain end_chain
bnf::= start_chain event_chain end_chain
Your computer fell over causing the computer to catch fire which in turn caused the go stone to spontaneously combust. Then the table shattered.
start_chain ::= identifier_capitol object action_past
event_chain ::= event event_chain | event event_chain | event | event | nothing
end_chain ::= . | . | and thus the legend was born. | and a cry of 'Why Me?' was heard across the land.
event ::= event_link_within_sentence object to action_present | event_link_with_new_sentence object action_past
event_link_within_sentence ::= causing the | which in turn caused the
event_link_with_new_sentence ::= . Then identifier
identifier ::= your | the | a
identifier_capitol ::= Your | The | A
object ::= go stone | table | plant pot | computer | lab | coffee
action_past ::= spontaneously combusted | fell over | turned pink | shattered | caught fire | fell on your head | exploded
action_present ::= spontaneously combust | fall over | turn pink | shatter | catch fire | fall on your head | explode
- Base text vocab
dash ::= "-"
nothing ::= ""
crlf ::= "
option ::= debug = 0