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Mon31 May
alex: Can you imagine an H2O, and a C6H12Mouse ?
alex: I'd imagine from the point of view of a paint termite, a can of spray-paint might be a manor
Sun30 May
peter: You've never heard of heathen cows, have you?
Sat29 May
rachael: When you say Vikings punting, I think of Viking kittens punting
morag: But you have to remember that if you don't eat, eventually you'll die and then you won't be able to watch anime - dave: Yes, eventually... but I don't plan that far ahead
nagi [in a CategoryYoda voice]: Mmm, small green and Lego I am!
Gory yoda cats... is that related to the viking kittens?
Thu27 May
alex: There can be nobility in death - elaine: Yes, but it's not much fun
Wed26 May
zoe: The worrying thing is when one can't remember who one is and finds out one isn't who one wants to be...
morag: None of the girls are actually after him except his girlfriend, and she spends half the time hitting him, which is actually fairly normal
Tue25 May
alan l: I am taken to saying things involving suncream and trousers and shirts...
chris and alex [sing]: It's not un-u-su-al to sub-mit to Marg'ret Thatcher...
jack?: They're trustworthy in that they'll always stab you in the back.
stephen c: Don't I have to be very immersed in the crocodile?
alan r: Don't be silly... while corridors may wear suncream the idea of them wearing trousers and shirts is simply absurd!
Sun23 May
sven: There I was before, an incredibly well-adjusted individual... and here I am afterwards, pretty much the same. Except now I'm blessed with the fruits of modesty and humility...
Mon17 May
alex: So all baboons are eternal students, then? - stephen: No. All students are eternal baboons.
Sun16 May
stephen c '[eating a JellyBaby]: Ahhh... it combines the pleasures of sweetness... and infanticide.
Sat15 May
deb: Juggling is just like chess
james: My body isn't an Internet Service Provider!
alex: Going out with a girl is very much like a game of Lemmings... - james: It's best with two mice? [As used by 2-player Amiga Lemmings? ] - [...] james: Going out with a girl is very much like a game of Lemmings... - alex: You can very easily dig yourself into a hole? - james: Yes. You spend half your time building bridges, and the other half digging yourself into a hole!
[In what other ways? ...At times you find yourself floating on air, sometimes you want to bash a wall, at times you get immensely puzzled and frustrated, but it's definitely worth it and when talking to friends on the subject you can't help but speak well of it...]
[Also, every so often, the only solution is to explode. --FR]
Fri14 May
stephen: I'm about to give birth to a pizza
james: I tend to just exist. It's like a habit of mine
Thu13 May
steve: Having finished this tour of London postcode districts... "we have this treasure in jars of clay"!
kenton: Vikings going punting? Yeah, you could just imagine it, couldn't you?
alex: Funny you should mention that... because there's *nothing* in Hebrews 7 about the Brighton Conference - kenton: That's another reason not to go!
Mon10 May
alex: I was thinking, the Highlands aren't known for being a giant car
mike to alex: Either that or you have very strange saliva which causes milk to spontaneously polymerise
shawn: I learned that if I'm not within fifty feet of a computer when I draw, I explode.
Sat8 May (Robinson MA Graduation)
david b: Are you thinking I cycled through a cloud of purple on my way here?
mike: I'm afraid there are no astronauts in my mobile phone either!
Fri7 May
angela: It did seem like [an author] repeated himself. But that might just be because it's the second time I read it.
alex: ...*weighs up the pros and cons of engaging in a discussion about the methods of resuscitating an armadillo* *decides against*
mike: Let us roll. ...This is the minimal salad roll. [Lettuce roll] - alex: [resignedly] ...I can't argue with it... - mike: You'd look pretty silly if you did. "I'm going to eat you." ... "Yes." ... "No." ... "No." ... "No, that won't work either, I'm still going to eat you..."
alex: I think I had an oven glove velcroed to reality... That's the closest I got to a grip on reality...
Armadillos!
mike to alan: You don't need to scratch your head against your beer glass, you have fingers!
The student approached the Master with a question. "Master, does a fish have Nokky-nature?"
"Quote!" said the wise Master.
Upon hearing this, the student was enlightened.
alex: No you can't do that! I won't pass through the enlightened state of having 31 integer thwaps. [With a towel]
alex: No, thankfully Dave did not just compare a chocolate mousse to Nagi
mike: Alex, you're supposed to drink the glass, not eat it. - alex: Ohhh. Thank you. Can I drink the water out of it first? - mike: It's more conventional to do it that way round...
dave: "alex: So thanks to ordinal set theory, one can perform infinite cows"
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dave: Instead of which, I was a spoon.
mike: Nagi probably is idempotent?. [A mathematical term of a function meaning if you keep applying it, it will eventually return zero] {I think you meant nilpotent.} - alex: What?! If you apply Nagi to himself often enough, you get zero?! - mike: Yes! "Nagi, hit yourself!" <thunk> "Nagi, hit yourself!" <thunk> "Nagi, hit yourself!" "No!"
dave: What is the Nagi function? - alex: It takes an amount of vodka and returns a devastation quotient.
Tired of getting 'dillo spam? www.reduceyourdillo.info: there is no armadillo.
alex: So thanks to ordinal set theory, one can perform operations on infinite sets in a finite time. ...Cool, I want a computer like that...
serge: A cow is a subset of the things I am...
serge: All cows vibrate. All the time. [pause] Because of wave-particle duality...
Thu6 May
stephen: Pablo Picasso skateboarding in the school toilets... - elaine: Well he probably did once...
alex: Blood and Canada were both around more than one would expect
Tue4 May
stuart: Adolf Hitler was usually high-pitched at the end of his sentences, having started off rather lower - alex: So like the School Disco, then?
Sun2 May
neil: I have the winning strategy - the winning strurble - the - the - I'm going to just give up on this sentence, it's obviously not working for me. - edwin: That sounds like a good strategy.