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Mon28 June
mike: My hair is notoriously buggy. ...Kids often ride in it.
alex: [At work] we were waiting for my American compatriots to send us a model - mike: Do you mean colleagues? Or is there something you're not telling us? - alex [putting on American accent]: Yes, I'm secretly... a New Zealander.
morag: We don 't have any "interesting" underwear. ...Well, Serge might have...
Fri25 June
steven c: Satan, when she did that booming voice, was rather reminiscent of Jacqueline
alan: Didn't you know I was a smiling carrot...?!
Thu24 June
random bloke answering phone: Hi? Um, hi... I'm in the middle of about three thousand people singing Zimbabwean worship songs, so... yeah, I'll call you back later, mate. Yep. Bye.
Mon21 June
mike: Does that mean that Active Lee is dead? - alex: No. Technically, it just means that if he is dead, we're not him. Which, while true, may not be the most useful of statements...
mike: I shall teach my coffee to levitate
Sun20 June
mike: I have no biblical objection to the idea of female headship in ducks.
Sat19 June (J,S,M,R and A Go Ape)
jenny: Are you all right?? - rachael: Yes, I'm just trying to figure out which limb to let go with.
Fri18 June
mike: You have until Monday to get a handle onto your lightbulb, otherwise I reserve the right to be surprised
Thu17 June
alan: Jam doughnuts remind me of cheese sandwiches... I don't really know why... - [...] - alex: Just as long as fish sandwiches aren't a kettle of marmite.
Tue15 June
alex s: In real life, is it me or are cars meant to fly?
jenny: Dragon is not a common farm animal
Mon14 June
neil: Amongst the reasons I don't template Magic cards... - alex: ...an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope?
stuart: Alex is an expert on the undead - alex [in "Well, of course" tones]: I did PartIIIMaths!
alex: I'm going to burn myself to death! - chris: With eggs!!
Sat12 June
milan: I feel I'm being likened to a pizza - stephen: Likened? What, being stuck to a pizza by... little... what kind of lifeform are lichens?!?
milan: A pizza with survival instincts would be quite scary - stephen: A pizza using ReversePsychology would be quite scary
Thu10 June (Election Ganes)
hanneke: My mum said, "I can teach you how to breathe, but I can't teach you how to look inside plants!"
kate: Daddy-long-legs have four legs, like spiders
jenny: Are you threatening to put a mouse in my helium? - stephen: Noo, I was saying there *was* a mouse in your helium! - jenny: Well there shouldn't be, and since you're the only one who knows anything more about it...
Tue8 June
chris: He's replaced Che Guevara with Mathematics
alex: I could hand on my Apocalypse to someone else
neil: Your team has the unfair advantage of ears.
neil: I shall fool the examiner into thinking I'm stupid, and then... when his guard is down... I shall - fail the exam. Bother.
stuart: Alex, you sound like a 16-bit sound of a car engine
alex: You don't remember?! - stephen: I do remember! But I've forgotten!
anonymous physics PhD student: Today I had to stand on the spectrometer to put black tape over the emergency light...
Sun6 June
alex: Which is a shame, because if you get a German mathematician infestation on your monitor... [Anyone care to /GuessTheContext?]
alex to stephen: Are you trying to shepherd a fly out the window with a giant inflatable blue chair? - stephen: Yes. But it's not working...
Thu3 June
kenton: God has not exploded at us, therefore we should not explode at others... - elaine: But it's more than just not exploding, Kenton! We're meant to be nice, too! - kenton: Are we? Oh, good grief...
alex: So every Christian is in some sense a Molotov cocktail? - steve: ...Filled with the Spirit...
alan: Maybe that's when Belly goes to Vladivostok - when I'm wearing a black t-shirt! - [...] alan: Well, it made sense in context!
Wed2 June
alex to morag: That's not a remote control - morag: No, but it's a cookie, and that'll do
Tue1 June
douglas: I suspect Alex has the other problem - ed: Half frog, half alligator?
stuart: Is there anything else in this quote following "half frog, half alligator"...? - ed: I think we have to call it a skirt
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