Requiem/BodyCount

For some reason I expected it to be your personal BodyCount?, from the title.  Just out of interest...

I don't think Requiem / Syrtis has killed anyone yet... -- Senji / Kira

Weellll. Syrtis hasn't killed anyone yet. Requiem has - hell, he killed 12 people at his graduation concert from the Sijan Conservatoire. (IanHorne killed a PC in session 3!)

Session 1

• An old and dirty-minded bonesetter, burned at the stake
  
• Two Dragon-Blooded psychopaths
  

Session 2

• An old and kindly Church Warden
  
• The local priest, while arranging flowers on the altar
  
• A little old lady, burned at the stake
  
• 25 black-cloaked cultists
  
• Ledaal Moritaki's good looks
  
• Unspecified numbers of little saffron-robed buggers
  
• A random member of the walking dead
  
• A giant of a barbarian chieftain, eventually
  
• What was left of a barbarian shaman's grip on reality, via a magic mushroom eating contest
  

Session 3

• Any remaining vestiges of innocence from anyone who went to Moriko's party
  
• Two Abyssal ambushers in 6 seconds, due to incredible luck and stunts
  
• A random Balrog which happened to turn up
  
• A ghost's carefully painted mask
  

Then Kurm decided he would do something suicidally heroic. In order, the deaths were:

• Kurm
  
• (possibly) Shoat of the Mire
  
• (possibly) Requiem for the Fading Light at Eventide
  

Session 4

• Five Dragon-Blooded Immaculate monks, surprisingly quickly
  
• 1 little girl, mercilessly
  
• 25 heavily armoured mortals, through sorcery
  
• 25 little saffron-robed buggers, through sorcery and Rocket Launcher Method.
  
• Unspecified numbers of Illuminated monks
  
• Rishomen
  
• 150 random Wyld creatures, for no apparent reason
  
• 1 minor fae noble, because Xarak still felt like killing stuff
  

He was lookin' at me funny, the fairy. - Xarak

Session 5

• A mortal with a large hammer, hiding in Tulas' basement
  
• Two Abyssal assassins
  
• Final Breath of an Innocent Princess (possibly)
  
• Irae, Chosen of Jupiter
  
• Cathak Kirisen and Cathak Elora, warstrider pilots
  
• Shoat of the Mire (definitely; she was killed by 3 simultaneous blows then her body was animated and sent back to the Army Of The Dead with a note pinned to it and a little timebomb hidden behind its back)
  

It strikes me that this party is disturbingly efficient at killing little girls.

Little girls could be enemys in disguise. Hence, kill all little girls. It's flawless logic. - Xarak

Session 6

• A totally innocent mortal family. Xarak accidently killed one, so he killed the rest so they didn't have to live with the loss
  
• 5000 hungry ghosts. They were blown up, shot, stabbed, ridden over, torn apart, eaten by zombies and sung at by Requiem, before attempting to swim the Laktem and being swept away by the suddenly restored current
  
• 5000 zombies. They were blown up, cut up, squished with a big hammer, shredded by sorcery, eaten by hungry ghosts before attempting to ford the Laktem and being swept away by the suddenly restored current
  
• 1100 mortal troops of Rubylak. They were slaughtered by undead due to poor tactics and not doing what Sebaal told them, then the scattered remainder were blown up when Se'ric blew up Moriko's Manse
  
• 1000 mortal troops of the Raven Legion. They made a series of daring counterattacks, held lines, made heroic last stands and generally died heroically, before the scattered remainder were blown up trying to hold Moriko's Manse against Walker in Darkness when it exploded
  
• 500 ghostly troops of the 30th Legion. They were killed in a spectacular, heroic and generally Stunt-laden fashion by the Dragon-Blooded and Solars, and blown up when Moriko's Manse went the way of all explosive buildings
  
• Approximately 500 - 1000 civilians. Eaten by zombies and hungry ghosts that were swept onto rafts, drowned in the river, collapsing from exhaustion, hit by random arrows, and blown up when Moriko's Hearthstone exploded
  

Anyone actually keep count of the extras' casualties?

Yes! I was keeping a precise count throughout that session I'm not going to tell you what it is though. --Edith

• Some camp undead catapults and their 20 or so ghostly guards
  
• An Erythmanos, casually
  
• Two massive six-armed, three-headed, shadowy Second Circle demons, one killed by the party, the other by the Sidereals
  
• Final Breath of an Innocent Princess, eventually, with the aid of Rifu of Mars
  
• Voulge of Slaughter, who found you can't parry attacks with a bow
  

Oh yes you can, you just have to have a sufficiently tough bow, and be good enough... -- Senji

• Two of Walker in Darkness' three Abyssal bodyguards, without the aid of any kind of Charms
  
• Goh died heroically defending the northern part of the city.
  

The Politics

• About 20 or so goths
  
• 25 assassins
  
• 50 ambushing bandits
  
• A fey noble
  
• 10 tiger warriors
  
• Air and Fire aspect immaculate monks with many of their mortal followers
  
• Water aspect monk, offstage, by Ray
  
• Even more of the civilian population of Rubylak when the breath was stolen from their lungs
  
• Oberon and his 3 demonic minons assaulting Prince in the Falsehood's Manse
  
• Prince in the Falsehood's army of ghosts, by demon or when his manse exploded
  
• Ledaal Moriko when Tulas decided to take her revenge. Or so we thought, grrrr -- Xarak
  
• Two air spirits and two spiky demons, in an attempt at Noir.
  
• A random innocent village that didn't do anything to anyone. Apart from have a Solar Exalt in the middle of it.
  

First Rule of RPGs : No-one and nothing is innocent and harmless. All blacksmiths are master warriors, all maidens are sorceresses/witches, all villages have at least one person who can kill you in. -- Xarak

Oi! -- [Kira]

• Mighty Ray of a Jaded Sun, technically suicide
  

"Oi, nutter!" "Stuu-pid!" - Worms Xarak

• Syrtis (but he was returned to life about a second later by Tulas)
  
• Shoat of the Mire (new, male incarnation)
  
• Shoat's little friend, who had a longbow and a demonic sword
  
• That Second Circle Demon who consists of a crack in the ground, by sorcery, tidal wave and ballistic Lunar
  
• 500 or so heavily armed ghosts, because Tiger-Warriors are pretty damn powerful
  
• 20 or so Tiger-Warriors, because ghosts are also pretty damn powerful
  
• About 250 mortals, slain by Shoat and his little friend.
  

• Any vestiges of sanity in the campaign....
  

I did say that it wasn't a good idea to advertise a campaign as that the GM would be attempting to stuff the players as much as possible... -- Senji

That's the great thing. I no longer need to! They seem to be quite capable of stuffing each other!

Grrr... --Tulas

Whu-hahaha! -- Xarak

Gain a point of Resonance --Requiem

What? I only laughed evilly. Can't an Abyssal even do that anymore? *grumbles*

Not by referring to yourself by your old name :P. But it's WikiResonance?, so that's all right.

MuHaHaHaHa -- Senji

Running Total

You need to kill at least one Lunar before the last session starts... -- Senji

We even have a lunar PC now so the death of lunar looks more and more likely - Artan

Unfortunately, the last session is approaching too fast. The party didn't go south, so there aren't Lunars to fight.

No 'log Lunars' then... -- Senji

Unfortunately, I don't believe that Charm exists.

Subtle Like Brick maybe died taking on a Hekatonhire single handed. OTOH he was the World's Munchkinist Man so maybe not... -- Xarak

And almost another one due to the stupidity of kicking pissed-off necromancers in the back.

And Syrtis is stuck in the Labyrinth.

And almost another one due to a rather bad reaction to invisible sarcastic Sidereals.

Is that counting Shoat twice? -- Senji

First Circle: 7

Second Circle: 3

Air: 2

[looks at the above] Mm. That's like 10% of all Abyssals anywhere, have died in this city. I think it's becoming infamous.

Grin --Tulas