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[discussing the arrangements for a party being thrown by Moriko, the nubile Dragon-Blood] ST - Moriko's quite capable of doing her own bouncing, you believe.
Oberon - You kill those who fail you. You kill those who betray you. You kill those who oppose you. YOU DON'T KILL RANDOM EXTRAS SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT!
ST - You are not selling party members into slavery!
Xarak - At a party, disguised as a German bodyguard, regarding someone whose face he recently kicked in - "Did you hear about Moritaki? Ya. I heard he was defeated in combat by a mighty warrior." - Repeated several times to anyone he could find.
Anon - Is that a grand daiklave in your thong, or are you just pleased to see me?
Xarak, passim, - I look for insects. ST - You find insects. Xarak - Are they evil insects?
Xarak : Celestial level sorcery? Hah! I eat it for breakfast.
Tulas - You will NOT threaten a little girl!
Tulas - I believe it's time to strike a pose.
Se'ric - You are NOT swapping your priceless artifact for drugs AGAIN!
Xarak - I'm not an idiot. I'm not going to take too much of these drugs!
Xarak - The Unconquered Sun is a mate. If he weren't, I'd slap him.
ST - You are NOT sending my players to the Wyld! Xarak - Right. The Wyld it is then.
Tulas - I get a double success on 'lewd smile'.
Xarak - My two goals are to live forever, and be the world's mightiest man.
Said round about the time when he took an overdose of LSD believing it to be a performance enhancing substance.
Xarak - I suggest you let me go, if you value your face.
Xarak - To a Fae noble - "You're a soft southern fairy." - Whack in face with iron baseball bat.
ST - You can't get there in one round, you're two days' travel away. Oberon - Can I make a flying leap?
Xarak - I shove my golden axe in his face. "You callin' me conspicuous?"
Moriko - So, how about some [Stunt Dice]. Xarak - When I've finished with you, there will be no more [Stunt Dice] for you! ST - She takes that the wrong way.
Edith - I'm trying to work out what Tulas does next, and I think it'll be Oberon.
Referring to the fact that Oberon's social roll is 10 dice less than Tulas' and thus he can never say no to her:
Edith - We could do it [Roll the dice, he meant] again... Requiem (note, this is the PC, not Requiem) - Can I watch?
Xarak - She's good at parrying, right? ST - Yes, it's a Charm. Xarak - Right. Could she parry... my CAT?
Xarak - I decapitate him. ( A daemon) ST - He has six heads. Xarak - I cut off the one he'll miss most.
Mighty Ray of a Jaded Sun : Death is another lifestyle choice! Edith - Yeah, the tax breaks are fantastic.
Ray - Yay! I have a posse of ninja attack goths!
Someone - Artan is NOT a detonator!
ST (some gothy NPC) - I do not drink... wine... Edith - Good, cause frankly that accent when drunk would be horrible.
Ray - I'm not going to go on a mad rampage. Tulas - Promise?
Some NPC bartender - I'm sorry Sir, we don't take money that screams. [After Ray tried to pay him with a soulsteel coin]
[A random NPC names a ridiculously high price.] Se'ric - Interesting figure you have there. Shame if something were to... happen... to it.
Artan - My solution to bandit camps? FOREST FIRES!
Everyone - Oh no! Now even your wildlife is cockney!
Artan - I have a four letter word for you. Yoink! Someone - "Yoink" is not a 4 letter word. Unless you nicked one of the letters.
Demili - Your goths have been.....redecorated.
The entire First Age one off needs to be quoted somehow. Especially the Essence-assisted food fight.
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