So - todays evil robotnik plan is to "I will make everyone respect me!" Peaceful take over - whodathunked it. But we're gonna stop him anyway, because to make everyone respect him he takes over a school.
Riiiight. They're already running out of ideas that they have to recycle them from /TheAdventuresOf? ? Yeesh.
Chris' parents will be coming back soon. Um, yay? Hmm. I think the tomAndJerry? style maid may delay this things ReCulturalisation?.
Sonic is restless. Chis has to hurry to school. The clock reads five past seven. Humm. I remember early morning once :)
Meanwhile, at robotniks base, the aforementioned insane plan is hatched.
Insane teacher bot - with a mortar board and tassel made of a kettle plug. Why not? Coming to a MegaTokyo near you soon.
To save you the effort, the sums on the blackboard are: 1987 / 56 * (1 / 5) + 1001, (6 + 1 / 4) * 7047 / (5 / 52) * (8/ 59) and 781 * (1 / 6) / 50 * 9874 . Answers being 1008.096, 62347.119 and 25705.313
The kids, for some reason, think this is mean. The teacher (spy) is sleeping - the bot is cute and takes over. Forcibly. "What a rube robot! I'll tell the pincipal!" Who spills tea on his head. The bot is cute and actually amuses the students and (presumably) teaches well. Of course, the headteacher doesn't wonder where the bot has come from.
So teacher (spy) resorts to calling his secret agency to try and get his job back. Who laugh at him. Well - he does ask them to call in the army. So he calls the police.
Who are straight out of springfield, and stuffing their faces with burgers. The packaging has red and yellow 'N's on it, in a not so subtle not-not-KrustyBurger? reference ;) Teacher excagerates the robots danger and when they bust in on gym class everything is going well so the police do nothing either. And try to arest the teacher for slapping his hamburger away.
Robotnik gets impatient with his plan, teacher-bot isn't making the kids respect him, just to play baseball. 'botnik watches from space.
Chris' parents arrives by helicopter onto their private pad. Ok, that's not unreasonable. They are escorted by helicopter gunships. Okayyy...
Sonic continues his doldrums - mentioning parents appears to be bad.
Back on the baseball field, robot is having fun and being daft. The NinjaMessengerRobot arrives by JetPack?. Tells teacher to stop showing off and get on with his job. Teach does the opposite.
So eggman arrives in person to dismantle him. And blows his plan up. "You are idiots fo rbelieving everything your teacher tells you. No one is allowed to leave until everyone obeys me." Back on form, at least - subtle plans never really work for him ;)
Back home: "He should have been home by now. Maybe I should get my guard service on this. I wonder if this is what normal parents do?"
Sonic has a new special effect - tron lightcycle wall style speed blur.
Eggman poses to get the kids to draw him. Sonic blurs in.
"Homework attack." Or, as any other robot would call it - a missile barrage. I don't wanna have to do that schools homework. Teacher blows up easily. 'botnik tries to give sonic his sticker. I have no idea why, other than merchandise. They don't want it. "Fine then. I'm leaving." - everyone is kinda confused.
Close on the teacher (spy) musing about what it means to be a good teacher, chased by the keystone cop after his hamburger.
Close again on Chris with his parents. Sonic is still looking determined about something.
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