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I spot an edit from Soton. Is that the same Southampton I live in? --Vitenka
Yeah, that'd be me -- ViciousFish

I don't know what this page will end up as, but I know how it starts.

This page is out of control! Too many edit conflicts, I'm coming back later. -- Xarak

I'll get thing's moving. I draw your attention to the fact that there really is a tract called "The Death Cookie". -- Xarak

The most impressive thing about which is that it says that HolyCommunion? is idolatorous and involves the worshipping of false gods. Hmm. --CH

(PeterTaylor) Mass rather than HolyCommunion? in general. Chick doesn't seem very good at Greek, either.

: Oh - I also HIGHLY approve of his acceptance of other religions (though his is best, accoridng to him.) The anti-hindu one starts with "This is a true story" and includes Shiva coming down from the moon... --Vitenka

We ought to start getting some excerpts in here, I think. --Vitenka

bnf ::= tractname newline newline tractstats flavourtext

tractname ::= The adjective thing | The thing And The adjective thing | The thing and the thing
adjective ::= Death | Evil | Satanic | Holy | True | False | Bad | Good | Demonic | Hellish | Catholic | Unnatural | Fluffy | Lying | Merciful | Sinful | Lovely | Ugly | Rightous | Gay |
thing ::= Rock Band | House | Book | Lie | Cookie | Murderer | Person Who Went To Hell | Sheep | Tract | Expansion | 'Religion' | Saxophone | Country | Life | Man | Woman | Girl | Boy | Tree | Cactus | Pop Band | Porn Star | Teenager | Homosexual | Teacher
tractstats ::= Homophobia number newline Judgementalness number newline Scientific Inaccuracy number newline Scriptural Misinterpretaion number newline Bigotry number newline
number ::= 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

newline ::= "
"

flavourtext ::= newline ' rant ' newline passage newline

Moral ::= that BadThing Consequence | that BadThing Consequence | that BadThing Consequence | that SkyGhost? loves us | that BadThing are sent from the depths of hell by satan himself | that BadThing shall never overcome the true faith of SkyGhost? | that Moral , and yea Moral | that Moral , and yea Moral

BadThing ::= sinners | those who mock Jack Chick | SarcasticTalkingCats? | scientists | evolutionists | Catholics | rock stars | gays | smart people | cartoonists | journalists | philosophers | atheists | Methodists | Muslims | anyone who has ever read a word of the Koran | those who like thing | those who approve of any adjective thing | adjective BadThing

Consequence ::= Torture LevelOfHell? | can never go to heaven | are hated by SkyGhost? | are possessed by the devil | should be stoned to death
Torture ::= are burnt | are tortured | suffer eternally | are ravaged by red hot pokers | worship their lord Satan | are sent to sleep | are beaten up by demons | are forced to eat a pillar of salt | are thrown into the lake of fire | are repeatedly crushed by an anvil | shall wail and gnash their teeth
LevelOfHell? ::= in the pits of hell | outside of the love of SkyGhost? | in eternal damnation | without their supper | with the fishes | for ever and ever and ever | in outer darkness
SkyGhost? ::= Jesus | God | The Bible | The Holy Spirit | Jack Chick
TransferMessage? ::= said | says | tells us | proclaims | decrees | assures us | lets it be known | wants you to know | tells every thing | teaches | teaches adjective

Kiddy ::= Johnny | Bub | Bubba | Sally | author

rant ::= SkyGhost? TransferMessage? Moral | SkyGhost? TransferMessage? Moral | SkyGhost? TransferMessage? Moral | And lo, it came to pass that all BadThing were slain, and there was much rejoicing

passage ::= author : chapter . verse | bibook : chapter . verse
bibook ::= Revelation | Elijah | Romans | Numbers | Letters | Tractius | Genesis | Archgenesis | The Epistle of St. author
author ::= John | Luke | James | Chick | Lucy | Jack | Elijah
chapter ::= number | 1 | 2 | 6 | pi
verse ::= number | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 21 | 16 | 35 | 45 | 101 | 49152 | 65335

Ooh, this sounds lots of fun. MuHaHa. Although how will we generate the pictures? Unless SunKitten wants to branch out into illustrating a syntactically dubious, but theologically more plausible, Chick pastiche. --Rachael

: Well, I guess just text descriptions would do for now. But if you want to draw something and use Image: tags... --Vitenka

Bug in BNF? No way to insert a null? --Vitenka

: What's this in reference to? See definitions of "nothing" and "null" in other generators.. - MoonShadow

It's starting to come together:

 The True Cookie
 JackChick tells us that Catholics are hated by The Bible , Sally
 Chick : pi . 13
 Homophobia 7
 Judgementalness 1
 Scientific Inaccuracy 7
 Scriptural Misinterpretaion 1

 The demonic book
 The bible tells us that the bible loves us , Johnny

Nice addition whilst I wasn't looking:

 The Catholic House
 The Bible says that anyone who has ever read a word of the Koran can never go to heaven , Sally

 The Holy Rock Band
 Jesus said that those who like 'Religion' are hated by JackChick , Luke
 Lucy : 2 . 21
 Homophobia 9
 Judgementalness 4
 Scientific Inaccuracy 3
 Scriptural Misinterpretaion 6

The Holy Saxophone

 Homophobia 2 
 Judgementalness 3 
 Scientific Inaccuracy 10 
 Scriptural Misinterpretaion 10 
 Bigotry 10

The Porn Star And The Fluffy Girl

 Homophobia 4 
 Judgementalness 8 
 Scientific Inaccuracy 2 
 Scriptural Misinterpretaion 1 
 Bigotry 10

 ' God tells every Murderer that smart people are repeatedly crushed by an anvil outside of the love of Jesus ' 
 Jack : 2 . 65335

SeeAlso: JackChick

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