Ununnilium and Seraya started playing this game on June 9th, 2007. If you're using the basic Type 4 rules, then you can get started by [generating a card] for your Turn 1 and seeing who steps up as an opponent :)
Okay, then, perhaps I will! Played this once before, and it was really awesome. - Ununnilium
Burning Lavamaster Creature - Human Warrior (1/1, red) Whenever ~this~ deals damage, you may Sacrifice ~this~. If you don't, up to 1 target legendary enchantments gain blue spells cost you up to 3 less to play until end of turn Whenever ~this~ comes into play, target player may Discard a card. If that player doesn't, add 3R to your mana pool
And since nobody can discard a card, I get four mana! And can't spend it! And burn for four! x-x\
Turn 1: Seraya
Delusion of Grandeur Instant (black) ~this~ deals 4 damage to target player with greater than X life, where X is the number of black spells played this turn and that player loses X life
Well, X = 1 and you have greater than 1 life... so you take 4 damage and lose 1 life. :D
Turn 2: Ununnilium
...can it be not raep tiem now plz ;-;
Chainspinner Creature - Bird Wizard (1/1, blue) Flying T, Tap an untapped green creature you control: target creature with power equal to 6 gets -X/-0, where X is the number of permanent types among permanents you control (The permanent types are artifact, creature, enchantment and land) until end of turn When ~this~ leaves play, you may Tap an untapped black enchantment you control. If you don't, target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn
Okay, so play that, and attack with the Lavamaster. Go.
Turn 2: Seraya
Vampiric Lava Axe Instant (black) an opponent loses 5 life and you gain that much life
Slurp. :3
Turn 3: Ununnilium
Apparently you're playing a black burn deck. @-x
Untilled Garden Legendary Land 3, T, sacrifice ~this~: each player may search his or her library for 4 land cards and put them into hand. Each player who searched his or her library this way shuffles it.
Play it, attack with both creatures, go.
Turn 3: Seraya
Sucidial Medusa Creature - Gorgon (3/2, black) When ~this~ comes into play, an opponent receives 1 poison counter and destroy all creatures
Poison counter and wrath on the stack.
Ununnilium: It resolves. x,x
Turn 4: Ununnilium
Hiding Mists Instant - Arcane (blue) the next time a green creature would deal combat damage to a creature this turn, prevent 2 of that damage
Would do absolutely nothing, so into my hand it goes. Go.
Turn 4: Seraya
Quickblade Librarian Creature - Human Rogue (3/1, black) BB, Sacrifice a basic land: sacrifice any number of Rogues. you draw that many cards
Heh. Go.
Turn 5: Ununnilium
Leonin Sliverguard Creature - Cat Soldier (1/2, white) Sacrifice a nonbasic land, Tap an untapped artifact you control: two target lands gain protection from artifacts until end of turn flanking
Well, at least there's a defense against your guy. Play it, go.
Turn 5: Seraya
Instant Annoyance Instant (red) you put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play
Wizard Ward Artifact If a Wizard would deal damage, that damage is dealt to target creature instead
Play, go.
Turn 6: Seraya
Second Breath Instant - Arcane (green) untap two target permanents
Untap my creatures uselessly. Go.
Turn 7: Ununnilium
Agricultural Studies Degree Enchantment (white) Sacrifice a creature, Sacrifice ~this~: search your library for a land card and put it into play, then shuffle your library
Play it, go.
Turn 7: Seraya
Feast or Famine, the Generated Complicated Version Instant (black) Choose one: target opponent reveals cards from the top of his or her library until that player reveals a creature card. If that player does, that player puts that card into play and put the rest into his or her graveyard. If that player doesn't, that player shuffles the revealed cards into his or her library.; or ~this~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player
... right. Take 1.
Turn 8: Ununnilium
Father Fecundity Creature - Human Cleric (3/1, black) All green creatures gain When ~this~ leaves play, draw a card Pay 4 life: all permanents are black (This effect doesn't end at end of turn)
Okay. Play this, then attack with Leonin Silverguard. D'you block? Seraya: I take 1.
Turn 8: Seraya
Sinas Creature - Moonfolk Wizard (2/1, blue) Flying T: You and target opponent each untap and gain control of all tapped nonblack creatures the other controls until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn. When any player controls no lands, flip ~this~. 1U, Tap an untapped land you control: counter target creature spell Sacrifice a basic land, T: two target creatures with ninjutsu get -1/-0 until end of turn. When those creatures are turned face up this turn, flip ~this~. - - - - - Sanis, Palindromancer Legendary Creature - Moonfolk Wizard (6/6, blue) Flying As long as ~this~ is untapped, All enchantments are creatures with power and toughness equal to their converted mana cost as well as their types When ~this~ is put into a graveyard from play, draw 2 cards, then discard 4 cards 3BBB: put a 1/1 white Spirit creature token into play Sacrifice 3 Spirits: you put X 1/1 blue and black Wizard creature tokens into play, where X is the amount of mana in an opponent's mana pool Sacrifice 7 Wizards: draw a card and ~this~ gains If ~this~ would deal damage, instead tap or untap ~this~ until end of turn B, T, sacrifice a Wizard: Regenerate ~this~ When ~this~ is returned to its owner's hand, you lose 2 life and return target enchantment to its owner's hand
...
Right, I attack with the 3/1 and the 1/1 token.
Ununnilium: Block the 3/1 with my 3/1, and take 1.
Turn 9: Ununnilium
Bunch Of Useless Abilties Flyer Creature - Drake (2/1, blue) Flying All untapped enchantments gain All Merfolk are artifacts as well as their types 1UU: attach target Aura to target creature with graft. Gain control of that Aura until end of turn U, Tap an untapped colourless creature you control: ~this~ gains When ~this~ leaves play, until end of turn, if a Snake would deal damage, target opponent may pay X, where X is the amount of green mana in your mana pool. If that player doesn't, prevent 1 of that damage until end of turn
Play it, go.
Turn 9: Seraya
Soratami Skyguard Creature - Moonfolk Druid (1/2, blue and green) Flying Tap an untapped permanent you control, Sacrifice a Moonfolk: two target creatures with toughness greater than or equal to 7 get +5/+1 until end of turn 4: ~this~ gains defender until end of turn
Attack with the 2/1 flier.
Ununnilium: Block with my 2/1 flyer.
Turn 10: Ununnilium
Elven Call Instant (green) Affinity for colourless creatures you may put a card from hand into play
Entirely useless, so it's a Utopia. Go~
Turn 10: Seraya
Boom in a Can Artifact T: ~this~ deals 6 damage to target creature You may play ~this~ any time you could play an instant. Tap an untapped Gargoyle you control, T: ~this~ deals 2 damage to two target players
... I'm generating a second card, you decide which I get.
Single Plague Rat Creature - Rat (2/1, black) All creatures get -2/-2
Ununnilium: ...the rat? >>v
Another wrath. Go. x.x
Turn 11: Ununnilium
Dimir Grotto Land T: add 1 to your mana pool Sacrifice ~this~, T: add UB to your mana pool
Play, go.
Turn 11: Seraya
Honor Among Thieves Instant (black) two target black creatures gain protection from black until end of turn
Unplayable, Utopia. Go.
Turn 12: Ununnilium
Kitsune's Art Instant (white) attach target Aura to target Spirit. Gain control of that Aura until end of turn
Again, Utopia. Go.
Turn 12: Seraya
Shadowswallower Creature - Human Minion (2/2, black) BB, T: draw 3 cards, then discard 3 cards Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, Return target creature card from your graveyard to play B: put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~ Discard a card, remove any number of +1/+1 counters from ~this~: draw that many cards 4B: put a +1/+1 counter on ~this~ 1B, Sacrifice a library, remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: you may return all creature cards from your graveyard to hand Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, you may pay B. If you don't, destroy up to 6 target nonblack creatures
I use all six of my Utopias to put 6 +1/+1 counters on this creature. Go.
Ununnilium: At the end of your turn, I'll activate and sac Untilled Garden, getting:
Myr Monolith Land Discard a card, Pay 4 life, T, sacrifice ~this~: each player may search his or her library for 2 basic land cards and put them into play. Each player who searched his or her library this way shuffles it. 1BB: target Myr gains protection from instant spells until end of turn and tap that creature
Chittering Citadel Land T: add 2 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on Rat spells. 2: destroy target creature with total power and toughness less than or equal to 4. It can't be regenerated.
Shamanic Farm Land Tap an untapped Shaman you control, T, sacrifice ~this~: search your library for a land card and put it into hand, then shuffle your library
Empire Shield Land T: add 3 to your mana pool As long as ~this~ is untapped, All untapped lands gain protection from black
...and all of them go into my hand.
Seraya:
Library of Bloopandria Land 1B, T, sacrifice ~this~: each player may search his or her library for 3 basic land cards and put them into play. Each player who searched his or her library this way shuffles it. T: add 2 to your mana pool Whenever any player plays a artifact spell, draw a card
Tentacle Beast Breeding Ground Land 2, Tap an untapped green creature you control, T: add 3 mana of any one colour to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on activated abilities.
Engineer's Outpost Land T: add 2 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on activated abilities.
Planeswalker's Bane Land T: add U to your mana pool As long as the number of Druids an opponent controls is less than or equal to 2, All lands gain protection from instant or sorcery spells Whenever ~this~ is tapped for mana, put a storage counter on ~this~ At the beginning of your main phase, put a storage counter on ~this~ Pay 4 life, remove any number of storage counters from ~this~: target player loses that much life
All into my hand.
Turn 13: Ununnilium
Lightning Pack Instant (red) Choose one: ~this~ deals 2 damage to target creature with total power and toughness greater than or equal to 4; or put 4 3/3 red Beast creature tokens into play
I'm definitely choosing the latter. Go.
Turn 13: Seraya
Goblin Deforestation Rigger Artifact All lands gain Discard a card: up to 1 target creatures become the creature type of your choice until end of turn and those creatures get +4/+1 until end of turn When ~this~ is put into a graveyard from play, up to 3 target creatures gain flying (This effect doesn't end at end of turn)
Use six Utopias to give the minion 6 more +1/+1 counters and attack with him at 14/14.
Ununnilium: ...ohoho. All lands gain, eh.
I block with two of my Beasts, then discard Hiding Mists and Shamanic Farm to give each of them +4/+1, making them each 7/4.
Seraya: While damage is on the stack, I discard Engineer's Outpost to give my Shadowswallower +4/+1.
Ununnilium: Damage resolves.
Seraya: Two beast tokens die and Shadowswallower sits pretty at 14 damage to his 15 toughness. Go.
Turn 14: Ununnilium
Blood Druid Creature - Snake Druid (1/2, green) cumulative upkeep G When ~this~ leaves play, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature with bloodthirst
Play, go.
Turn 14, Seraya
Cathedral Burning Instant (black) Choose one: draw 2 cards, then discard 2 cards; or destroy target nonCleric creature Entwine Pay 3 life
I choose the latter to destroy your druid.
Ununnilium: It dies.
6 more +1/+1 counters and swing with a 20/20 Shadowswallower.
Ununnilium: Block with one Beast.
Turn 15: Ununnilium
Chaos Axe Instant (red) ~this~ deals 6 damage to up to 7 target players
Deal 6 damage to you, go.
Turn 15: Seraya
Drake's Folly Enchantment (blue) spells cost any player up to 3 less to play U, Tap an untapped permanent you control: target tapped Drake gets -4/-0 until end of turn and untap that creature
6 more +1/+1 counters, attack with a 26/26 Shadowswallower.
Ununnilium: Block with Beast token. With damage on the stack, sac it and sac Agricultural Studies Degree, searching out:
Mana Paradise Land Tap an untapped permanent you control, T: add 3RGG to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells or abilities.
Turn 16: Ununnilium
Selesnyan Rules Lawyer Creature - Human Druid (3/1, green and white) Sacrifice ~this~: target opponent puts a 1/1 white Soldier creature token into play you may play blue creature spells without paying their mana cost activated abilities cost your opponents 1 more to play G, Pay 3 life: you may return a card from your graveyard to play
Play it, go.
Turn 17: Seraya
Magnetic Elemental Creature - Elemental (3/2, red) spells cost your opponents 4 more to play When ~this~ comes into play, you may pay RR. If you don't, attach target Equipment to target creature. Gain control of that Equipment until end of turn
6 more +1/+1 counters, attack with the 32/32 Shadowswallower.
SadisticMystic: This fails. Selesnyan Rules Lawyer makes the cost to add a counter 1B instead of B. Furthermore, you can't get that B from a Utopia in the first place, since tapping it for mana costs an extra 1 which you don't have. Not that there's much of a difference between 26 and 32, except in the case of differing P/T for something like the subsequent Wizard Ward play.
Ununnilium: I discard Myr Monolith to give Shadowswallower +4/+1 and turn it into a Wizard. Then, with Wizard Ward, I have it deal its damage to itself.
Seraya: I put Shadowswallower's 'return target creature card' when it dies to return itself back into play on the stack, then put the B payment on top. I choose not to pay it to destroy your druid.
Ununnilium: I pay G and 3 life to return Lightning Pack to my hand.
Turn 18: Ununnilium
I play Lightning Pack instead of generating a card. Go.
Turn 18: Seraya
I play Planeswalker's Bane instead of generating a card. I tap it for U then use the storage counter on it to make you lose 1 life at the cost of 4.
This doesn't work either, as above. Is the game not over yet?
Ununnilium: Dangit. Good game.
Status
Ununnilium (0 life) (1 poison counter)
In Play:
4x 3/3 red Beast creature token
Wizard Ward Artifact If a Wizard would deal damage, that damage is dealt to target creature instead
Dimir Grotto Land T: add 1 to your mana pool Sacrifice ~this~, T: add UB to your mana pool
Mana Paradise Land Tap an untapped permanent you control, T: add 3RGG to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells or abilities.
7x Utopia
In Hand:
Chittering Citadel Land T: add 2 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on Rat spells. 2: destroy target creature with total power and toughness less than or equal to 4. It can't be regenerated.
Empire Shield Land T: add 3 to your mana pool As long as ~this~ is untapped, All untapped lands gain protection from black