ec2-3-135-248-144.us-east-2.compute.amazonaws.com | ToothyWiki | StuartFraser | RecentChanges | Login StuartFraser became a collector of daft, surreal and otherwise memorable utterances during an A-level Physics lesson in Janurary 1999, when a classmate asked of him "Why don't you make a battleship out of a huge toaster?". Things snowballed moderately, and the collection on this wiki is just the latest and most-read artifact of my ongoing collation of the weird and wonderful wibbles produced by my friends, family, supervisors and lecturers.