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Volkazz deserves large chunks of credit for the evil herein.

Take TheChairmansGame?.
Take Paranoia.
Combine.

We're not quite worked up on exactly what the rules are, but I do know that the following is classified UltraViolet? and if you read it, the game will never be quite the same.

To put it another way, players stay out.

And to put it yet another way - SpoilerWarning.
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You have been executed as a CommieMutantTraitorScum? for reading above your clearence.

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Ok,  HighProgrammer?.

Explaining a rule is a treasonous offence.

"Friend Computer" is equivalent to a point of order.  FC's do not nest, the next instance of "Friend Computer" ends the FC.  Does your mind hurt yet, citizen?

After righteously executing a CMTS, assuming you are not then executed yourself, you may create a rule.

I suggest that more than nine clones be used.

I suggest that starting rules be:
"Using an item above your security clearance is treasonous"
"Being unhappy is treasonous"
"Falsely executing someone is a treasonous offence."
"Taking the computer's name in vain is a treasonous offence."
"Being a CommieMutantTraitorScum? is a treasonous (and a commie mutated scummy) offence."


And a few of your own, of course.
"Knowing too much about CMTS (like saying it) means you are probably a CMTS"
"Failing to obey an order of a higher security clearance is a .. you know the drill"
"Failing to keep your laser handy."  (Volkazz has a supply of guns)



RPG (CardGame inspired)

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