Alan: Yes, if my chilli's above 8'6'' I don't like it
Alex: Sorry, the group therapy wasn't successful. - Ben: Of course it was! I momentarily stopped being a deviant!
Sat25th December
Vic: I see, it's a moose sanctuary! All those moose who wanted to fornicate near taverns would flee to Alaska! So that they couldn't be prosecuted... [See Google: Silly laws tavern]
Fri24th December
Susy to Alex: Your theology is in the third drawer down on the left in Dad's office!
Thu23rd December
Vic: Let's go have fun in the Boisterous Bathroom!
Wed22nd December
Alex: Put the cheese down and step away from the clock with both hands where I can see them...
Mon20th December
Alex to Liz: What, so you just lie there at night justifying to yourself: "Potatoes are magical, honest!"
Liz: I hope Teddy doesn't turn into Dream Topping! - Mike: Or try to take over the world.. - Liz: That would be better than turning into Dream Topping!
Mike: Liz, you would never speak to me again if I boiled a rabbit in Alex's coffee!
Mike: I should have known that Alex's JellyBabies were Net connected
Mike: Maybe [Freud] thought people wouldn't believe his theories if he also told them his coat had developed corrosive bits as a result of him testing these theories
Sat18th December
Peter: Clearly unicorns, like rock wallabies, were famous for jumping a lot!
Peter: [AlanRoberts] could have a radio antenna tuned to a frequency on which he picks up lots of white noise, and use that to determine what he does with his clothes
Jenny re her mobile phone: It looks like I've left it inside a sheep!
Thu16th December
Mike: [watching Alan struggle to get his jacket on] Was your jacket designed by MCEscher?, by any chance? - Alan: No, by AlexChurchill
Alan: You mean you can't send non-causal text messages with your phone?
Alan: And if you show your student card you get 10 percent off street lights.
Mon13th December
Mike to Alex: Do you ever get tempted to pour milk into your serial port? [It's not just random, but AVeryBadPun, in case you missed it]
Alex: In my brain there are person dispensing machines
Sat11th December
Jud: Now Nathanael [AnneRogers' son], where's the sheep? ...No, that's mummy. - Anne: Fair enough, I was saying baa!
Fri10th December
Liz: Can you imagine grape and apricot flavoured rain? - Alan: Yes!
Thu9th December
Steve: What are you going to do after war breaks out then? - Peter: Handle customer complaints, initially...
Tue7th December
Alan: A quotable hotdog... an interesting concept!
Sat4th December
Sally: I'm not in any way treating this corner of the bed as chair-shaped; it's just a bit of floor that I'm gradually slipping off
Susan to Sally: I did offer you sensible breakfast-like things, so it's your own fault if you just eat chocolate - Sally: 'Fault'? Let us define 'fault'...
Chris: You can feel fairly confident that the chocolate cake won't be breathing much of your oxygen
Thu2nd December
Simon: The first step in learning how to love a sheep is learning how to spell its name correctly.
Matthew Ford: I can think of more economical ways to destroy one's belongings than paying 790 pounds to have them dropped in the Atlantic Ocean, then have a 10 ton weight dropped on them several times, and finally have the remains delivered to an address 4000 miles away.
Alan to Mike: Je peux te comprendre plus facile quand tu as lavé tes cheveux.
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