18-97-14-83.crawl.commoncrawl.org | ToothyWiki | RecentChanges | Login [This] is RebeccaBorgstrom's 'serial anthology' of really, really random short storylets. There are recurring characters, allegedly, although they take some time to spot.
An example:
Apple trees are not fish. If they were fish, they would live underwater... Since they have many branches, they would probably swim like an octopus...
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Bookshelves are also not fish. This is because fish can't read. There's no need for fish to have other, special fish to store their books on...
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Cereal is not a fish. No one bothers to make fish whose only purpose is to be eaten by other fish. Except aquariums and pet shops...
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Anemones are not fish. They have no fins and they do not pursue their lives in a fish-like manner... Anemones don't even have hands. But they do have something. A special something... They wait for that day; for that hour; for the hour of the anemone to come...
Requiem notes that HitherbyDragons does actually have a story to it, which is about as deep and slow-burning as an asbestos brick sitting alone at the bottom of a particularly remote ocean trench. Warning: exceptionally sad story. CategoryWeb