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I seem to have picked up some quotes.

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Lecturers



(I've forgotten who said these, unfortunately)

[The weak interaction is] completely irrelevant, except for the fact that it allows the Sun to burn.

So, that was general relativity.  Any questions on that before we go on to quantum mechanics?

Role-playing



Missiles do deadly damage, right? --Artan

I'm glad I skimped on the DocWagon? contract now. --Edith (having taken a missile to the forehead)

[Edith's] already spoiled our fun by not allowing me to describe scenes. --NT

Edith: Notice the mecha-codpiece!
Inquisitor: Notice the Spandex shorts!

NT: It's sort of a cathartic experience.
Inquisitor: That's one word for it.

New Year's party



NT: Best friend or favourite enemy?
Inquisitor: You haven't broken any of his bones yet, despite what he does to you.

Obviously having metal spikes driven into your skull is a disadvantage, but... --Inquisitor

I apologise for caressing your crotch. --Edith

Edith: I mean the rest frame of Edith.
Inquisitor: You mean all points in spacetime?
NT: Edith will rest on any frame.

Nice context you got there, be a shame if something were to *happen* to it.  --Inquisitor

ChessyPig: Every party needs a quote file.
Inquisitor: Yes, but it doesn't need to be everything I say!

Oblivion quotes



It's a bit like bagpipes.  You can just imagine taking a Naath along to a battle and pointing her at the enemy. --TheInquisitor, on Naath's whinging

NT: You've been reading Machiavelli, haven't you?
Edith: No, I just follow politics.

It's part of our cunning atheist plan to bring you back into the fold. --Edith, on KKLA
I read that as that Edith was actually *on* KKLA... --AlexChurchill
I keep trying to get him to phone in, but he never does.  --NT
Is that a challenge? --Edith

Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers Game!  Game!  I lost the game! --Naath

Their search for biscuits may be our source of boobies. --ChessyPig

IRC



That had nothing to do with goats!  It was eels!  Raping goats is tame by comparison. --Pufferfish?

+:) - bishop. ++:) - archbishop. +++:) - cardinal. ++++|( - His Holiness.  --Requiem

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